Difference jokes
What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute?
Your job still sucks!
A mirror and a terrorist are the same... Only... a mirror doesn't need a gun to kill.
What is a difference between a tree? Tree 🌲 was the day you get.
What's the difference between a dick and a cannon?
Your dick shots longer.
The best part about Poland 🇵🇱 is that the police lights are different.
What is the difference between a normal joke and a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back.
What's the difference between a female NCO and a zebra?
A zebra didn't have to suck and fuck to get its stripes.
What’s the difference between women and condoms?
There isn’t a difference; they’re both throw aways.
What's the difference between Mark Zuckerberg and a lizard?
There is no difference.
What’s the difference between a doctor and a pedophile?
The doctor doesn’t enjoy giving physicals.
What's the difference between a woman and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What's the difference between you and my dad? You come home.
How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water?
199, because the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real).
Get?
What is a difference between a tree, tree house that yyyyy?
What’s the difference between Santa and my dad?
Santa got the milk.
What’s the difference between 69 and High School?
In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole.
What is the difference between a baby and a sweet potato?
About 140 calories.
What's the difference between you and me?
I have a plan for this new year.
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What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One wags its tail, and the other tags a whale!
What's the difference between a square peg in a round hole and a kilo of lard?
One's a good lot of fat; the other's a fat lot of good.