What's the difference between 5% of priests and 5% of atheists? 5% of atheists have seen a ghost 5% of priests have spooked altar boys in the sacristy
What the difference between normal sex and anal sex ?
One makes your whole day and one makes your hole weak
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan? One has a home to run to
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing? Me: Sure.. ( Expecting a completely different response than what I get. ) Sister: Nvm, they have no difference. Me: * Confused * Sister: They're both horrible.
Whats the difference between Economy And Vietnamese??....... Econmy doesn't work
What's the difference between a speed bump and rode kill
About 40 mph
what is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree? the leaf falls to the ground the emo just hangs there
What is the difference between an orphan and a non- orphan, you can slap the orphan but not the non- orphan because they can actually tell their parents
What's the difference between a orphan and a toy One is played with
whats the difrence beteena golfer and a fisherman : a fisherman has to bring proof back
what's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler? The thing is I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia? The anesthesia takes a while to put you under.
What is a difference between a cow and a chicken
Its white and its brown
Whats the difference between your mom and a troll? Nothing they both look the same.
What’s the difference between 69 and High School?
In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole
What's the difference between a guy and a woman. They fall from different highest
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...
What's the difference between the barracuda car and fish?
The fish can't go fast.
