Difference jokes
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
What is the difference between the snow ❄️ and sun 🌞? Snow is slippery, and the other kind 🧒 of weather is not slippery.
What is the difference between a retard and a zombie anyway?
They’re always hungry and shuffle around aimlessly, moaning... Oh, and it takes a bullet in the forehead to put them both down.
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What is the difference between Twitter and this website?
There's no difference.
Q: What's the difference between a smart Russian and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters.
What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The apple falls from the tree.
What is the difference when I have my dick in your mouth or when you have yours in mine?
Oh, I forgot, you don't got one, bitches, suck my dick.
What is the difference between a broom and a mop?
It’s hard to beat my girlfriend when she’s holding the mop.
What is the difference between a cow and a chicken?
It's white and it's brown.
What’s the difference between school and prison? One is painted.
What's the difference between Kanye West and an orphan?
Kanye West has parents.
What is the difference between a man performing anilingus on a woman and a man performing cunnilingus on a woman?
If a man is performing anilingus on a woman, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!!
What is the difference between me and Paul Walker?
I’ve watched Fast and Furious Seven.
What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave?
I don't have a slave in my sex dungeon.
What's the difference between a high street betting firm and a prostitute?
You can get on with a prostitute!
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
What is the difference between Benjah and Jesus?
Jesus walks on the water; Benjah wades through the water.
What is the difference between a thief and a doctor?
The thief knows what you have!
What's the difference between me and a bus?
I'm not on fire...