Difference jokes
What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?
Brain cells make up their mind.
Little Johnny was in class, and his teacher asked, "How many of you guys are Trump fans?" Since the entire class wanted to be liked by the teacher, they all raised their hands, well, except Little Johnny. So the teacher asks, "Why are you being different again, Johnny?" So Little Johnny says, "Well, because I'm a Democrat. My mom is a Democrat, and my dad is a Democrat, so I'm a Democrat!" So then the teacher responds with, "Well, what if your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?" Well, Little Johnny says, "A Trump fan!"
What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.
What's the difference between a PC and a 6 year old? I don't have to clean out my PC.
What's the difference between a penis and the bible? Nothing, the priest shoved them both down my throat.
Memes
for big dave fan
What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?
I don’t like the taste of broccoli.
What's the difference between me and a rope?
The rope doesn't hang from itself.
What's the difference between the righteous and a sinner?
You decide.
What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?
A golfer goes *whack* "darn" and a skydiver goes "darn" *whack.*
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
You’ll only need a single nail to hang the picture frame up.
What's the difference between dad jokes and bad jokes?
The letter b.
What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.
What is the difference between a comedian and a clown?
A comedian leads Ukraine, and a clown leads America.
What's the difference between a hoe and a sidechick? The hoe want different meals, the sidechick always gone be that one crumb on the side of the plate for debate 💯.
What's the difference between my arm and legs? Nothing. I slit both of them.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.
Q: What's the difference between a fetus and an onion?
A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.