Difference Jokes

Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well!

Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!

Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!

Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!

What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!

What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”

How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!

What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!

What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!

I apologise for this joke lmfaooo, and you have probably heard this banger before, anyways;

What is the difference between a priest and a zit? 👀 The zit waits till you are 13 to come on your face 🤧

What’s the difference between a dumpster full of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Whats the diffrence between an apple and emos? They both hang on trees.

Whats the difference between the twin towers and the poeple at the old folks home. They both collapsed

whats the difference between the tts and and a emo bitch

the twin towers hit the ground

46. I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.

52. What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

54. What is the difference between Iron man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.

What's the difference between a bird and a kid on makes it off the roof.

What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter? You can shit a load inside of a prostitute but if you try it in a shelter you get arrested.

What's the difference between a orphan and spider man ?

There's no way home

Whats the diffrence between me and a hairdresser. We both cut too much

What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?

14 number 1 hits

Whats the difference between a priest and MCDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns

It is interesting how different nations have their dogs make different sounds.

An American dog goes Woof, a Czech dog goes Haf, a Dutch dog goes Blaf and a Chinese dog goes Sizzle.

what the difference between a baby and a brick

I brick doesn't cry when you trow it on a wall

What is your snow ❄️ name? X-ray

What’s the difference between a masquito and a blonde girl.

One stops sucking when you smack it.

What's the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?

Puberty waits the blow up