Difference jokes
Every zodiac sign has a different hairstyle except Cancer.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked. Orphans don't.
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in a different box.
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my uncle?
My girlfriend didn't go to jail for loving me.
- Got myself a bathroom scale so now I know exactly how much I poop.
- Right. So you weigh yourself before and after you poop and calculate the difference? That’s cool.
- Oh...that might actually be even easier.
What's the difference between an emo and my clothes?
My clothes don't hang themselves.
Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"
Friend: "I don't know."
Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.
Q: What's the difference between a fetus and an onion?
A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces.
What’s the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby?
Dogs only lick peanut butter off private parts.
What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini.
What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?
Brain cells make up their mind.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player?
A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.
Stop complaining. Pedophile jokes are pretty funny, but to say there are over 100 of them only to have repeats of the same joke told by different people is very disappointing.
What is the difference between paying $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole and paying $175.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from an able-bodied bisexual white female who is also a sex worker at a glory hole?
If you give $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole you are saving yourself $125.00. 💸😁
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hoe? A hoe can wash her crack and sell it again.
Little Johnny was in class, and his teacher asked, "How many of you guys are Trump fans?" Since the entire class wanted to be liked by the teacher, they all raised their hands, well, except Little Johnny. So the teacher asks, "Why are you being different again, Johnny?" So Little Johnny says, "Well, because I'm a Democrat. My mom is a Democrat, and my dad is a Democrat, so I'm a Democrat!" So then the teacher responds with, "Well, what if your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?" Well, Little Johnny says, "A Trump fan!"
What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.
What's the difference between a PC and a 6 year old? I don't have to clean out my PC.