Difference jokes
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene's children?
Artificial vanilla comes from a beaver's asshole, the children from an asshole's beaver.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What is the difference between a human being in the car with the snow and a tree and a walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠 was your name on it haha 😂 day a day I was thinking of a good
What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.
What is the difference between me and a retard?
At least I have chromosomes.
What's the difference between a fly and a bird?
A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
What’s the difference between anal and oral sex?
Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak.
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?
I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.
What’s the difference between bossatron5678 and a gay man?
One isn’t retarded, and one isn’t gay; the gay man is dead.
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
What’s the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One kneels for salvation.
The other kneels with salivation.
What is the difference between a terrorist and a prostitute?
The prostitute can blow you more than once.
Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.
Get the whip, you're out!
What is the difference between an American and an orphan?
They don't have a home to get their guns.
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
I have a friend that sells backpacks for a living. You can draw on them using markers of different color variants.
He one day said his business was "remarkable."