Difference jokes

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?

Elton John is still standing.

What's the difference between a priest and Woody from Toy Story?

Woody goes limp when a kid walks in the room.

What's the difference between a used condom and the UCP?

The condom was actually useful at one point.

What’s the difference between a fly and Lady Diana?

The sound when they hit the windshield.

What’s the difference between 69 and a family reunion?

You only see one asshole in 69.

What’s the difference between masturbation and brain damage?

After a few strokes, there’s no going back.

What's the difference between me and my mate...

I left my dad, while hers left with their friend Cancer.

What's the difference between a sex slave and a goat?

I don't have a sex slave in my basement...

What's the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage :|

What’s the difference between a Rubik's cube and a penis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

What's the difference between you and the internet? People want a connection from the internet.

What's the difference between an aborted fetus and an upside-down bar stool? An upside-down bar stool can only pleasure 4 men.

What's the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.

What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?

A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it.

What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.

What's the difference between you and a Barbie? There is no difference. Both of your faces are fake.

What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?

One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."

What's the difference between a dwarf and a Japanese man?

I don't know, you tell me.

What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?

One falls, while the other hangs.

What’s the difference between me and a bakery shop? The bakery shop has cake! 😞🎂