Difference jokes

What's the difference between dad jokes and bad jokes?

The letter b.

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

You’ll only need a single nail to hang the picture frame up.

What's the difference between a penis and the bible? Nothing, the priest shoved them both down my throat.

What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.

What is the difference between a comedian and a clown?

A comedian leads Ukraine, and a clown leads America.

What's the difference between a hoe and a sidechick? The hoe want different meals, the sidechick always gone be that one crumb on the side of the plate for debate 💯.

Q: What's the difference between a fetus and an onion?

A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces.

What’s the difference between a priest and target?

Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.

What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.

What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.

What's the difference between my arm and legs? Nothing. I slit both of them.

What's the difference between a PC and a 6 year old? I don't have to clean out my PC.

What's the difference between an emo and a banana?

They both hang like apples.

Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.

What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?

One of them is a domesticated pet.

What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?

Nothing, they both hang.

Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?

A: Batman “returns.”

What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?

Serial killers are wanted.

What's the difference between a pig and a police officer?

The pig smells better.

What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?

Pikachu, I choose you!