Difference jokes
What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.
What's the difference between the righteous and a sinner?
You decide.
What's the difference between me and a rope?
The rope doesn't hang from itself.
What's the difference between dad jokes and bad jokes?
The letter b.
What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?
A golfer goes *whack* "darn" and a skydiver goes "darn" *whack.*
Memes
for big dave fan
What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?
I don’t like the taste of broccoli.
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
You’ll only need a single nail to hang the picture frame up.
What's the difference between a penis and the bible? Nothing, the priest shoved them both down my throat.
What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.
What's the difference between a hoe and a sidechick? The hoe want different meals, the sidechick always gone be that one crumb on the side of the plate for debate 💯.
What is the difference between a comedian and a clown?
A comedian leads Ukraine, and a clown leads America.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.
Q: What's the difference between a fetus and an onion?
A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
What's the difference between my arm and legs? Nothing. I slit both of them.
What's the difference between a PC and a 6 year old? I don't have to clean out my PC.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked. Orphans don't.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.