Difference jokes
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
What is the difference between a tree and a school?
A school is for kids, and a tree is for birds.
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
What's the difference between Kanye West and an orphan?
Kanye West has parents.
What's the difference between Kobe Bryant and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only 2 13-year-olds went down on Kobe's helicopter.
What's the difference between Lana Del Rey and Milli Vanilli?
Milli Vanilli won a Grammy.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.
What is your snow ❄️ name? X-ray.
What is the difference between Chinese and Japanese?
Some smile, others beam.
What's the difference between Black and White people?
Blacks don't need N-Word Passes.
If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.
If you're almost there and then she laughs, then you've got a whole different problem on your hands.
What is the difference between a car and a tree?
A tree cannot drive, but a car can drive.
What's the difference between a T-Rex and your sister? I can't stick my dick in a dinosaur.
So, me and my friend dressed as dead people for Halloween. The only difference in the costume was that he was actually dead.
Americans leave without saying goodbye, and Russians say goodbye without leaving.
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
A fireman, a policeman, and a carpenter went on a fishing trip. The fireman and the policeman both have the same father but different mothers, and they are half-brothers. But the fireman and the carpenter have the same mother and father, but they are not brothers. How is this possible?
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