Difference jokes
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel actually has family.
I troll under different usernames. I'm a bit all over the place mentally.
President Joe Biden was jogging through some different jogging paths around this great county we live in and was jogging through Alabama and fell off into a swamp filled with killer alligators, and these 3 boys named Willie, Roman, and Little Johnny saw him fall in and jumped in and drug him to safety, and the president was like "Thank you, thank you, thank you SOOO much. I'm gonna give you boys a reward for saving my life," and asks them what their names were and what they wanted. The first boy said, "My name's Willy, and I want to go to Disneyland," and the president said, "No problem, and I'll take you personally." The 2nd boy said, "My name's Roman, and I want an autographed pair of Air Jordan Nikes," and the president said, "No troubles at all," and the 3rd boy says, "My name's Little Johnny, and I want a power wheelchair with an awesome stereo and killer wheels," and the president says, "You don't look handicapped, Little Johnny," and Little Johnny said, "I'm not, but as soon as I tell my parents who I saved, I will be"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What's the difference between a priest and a rapist?
What's the difference between a duck?
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo?
You can't wash your face in a buffalo.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One reads, the other breeds.
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste!
What is the difference between Nicole Brown Simpson and cancer?
OJ couldn’t kill cancer.
Q: What's the difference between me and a priest? A: A priest isn't turned on by dead children.
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
The bench can support its family.
What's the difference between parking a car and finding a girlfriend?
All the good ones are taken, so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody finds out.
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?
My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed.