Difference jokes
What does a mother fear most?
Hearing "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!" for 5 different men.
What's the difference between a bridge and a burrito?
I can't jump off a burrito.
Every zodiac sign has a different hairstyle except Cancer.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked. Orphans don't.
"Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too."
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in a different box.
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my uncle?
My girlfriend didn't go to jail for loving me.
- Got myself a bathroom scale so now I know exactly how much I poop.
- Right. So you weigh yourself before and after you poop and calculate the difference? That’s cool.
- Oh...that might actually be even easier.
What's the difference between an emo and my clothes?
My clothes don't hang themselves.
Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"
Friend: "I don't know."
Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.
What’s the difference between air and a six year old?
Air has resistance.
Q: What's the difference between a fetus and an onion?
A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces.
What’s the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby?
Dogs only lick peanut butter off private parts.
What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini.
What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?
Brain cells make up their mind.
Stop complaining. Pedophile jokes are pretty funny, but to say there are over 100 of them only to have repeats of the same joke told by different people is very disappointing.
What is the difference between paying $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole and paying $175.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from an able-bodied bisexual white female who is also a sex worker at a glory hole?
If you give $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole you are saving yourself $125.00. 💸😁
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hoe? A hoe can wash her crack and sell it again.