Difference jokes
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5 days a week (type in 5),
6 different classes (type in 6),
7 hours a day (type in 7),
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2 semesters (type in 2),
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flip the calculator over ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°).
What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and ten 6-year-olds?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
What's the difference between a piranha and a teenage girl?
The piranha doesn't wear makeup.
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA and the other is USB! 😂😂😂
My arm has a different texture than the rest of me, lol.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
The look on their face when you're nailing them.
What's the difference between you, your uncle, and your dad?
One didn't go in the closet.
Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.
What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between a bird and jam?
You can ham your cock in a bird, but you can't bird your cock in a jam.
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
What is the difference between gross and kinky according to a Canadian?
Using a toothpick to remove human feces between your teeth after licking another person's ass is gross, but performing a blowjob on a man who is well-endowed while he is eating a tuna fish sandwich, with maple syrup instead of mayonnaise, is kinky.
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?
A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.
What is a good night? Sleep tight, I have four.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
What’s the difference between video games and my dad?
My dad doesn’t beat me.