Difference jokes
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner.
What's the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One is loved.
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tank." "Tank who?" "You're welcome!"
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
What's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler?
The thing is, I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall.
What is the difference between your dad and a video game?
Your dad doesn’t beat you.
All-star gay mix
Somebody once told me The world is gonna rape me The dick's the hardest part of the body She looked like she's having fun With her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" in her bumhole.
Well, I started cumming And she started cumming Fed with dick, she's in love with bumming Didn't make sense not to live for bum Your dick gets hard, but your ass gets numb.
So much to fuck, so much to suck So what's wrong with eating the asshole? You'll never know if you don't try You'll never taste if you don't lick.
Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a schlong, ass frail And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg.
It's a gay place and they say it gets gayer You're licking bum now, wait 'til your a bit older But the bent boys beg to differ Judging by the hole in the homeless man's throat.
The sperm in the bath is getting pretty thin The sperms getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on cocaine, how about yours? That's the way I like it and I never get raped!
Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a willy, ass frale And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg.
What's the difference between you and the internet? People want a connection from the internet.
What is the difference between a black pilot and Charlie Kirk?
The black pilot is still alive.
What’s the difference between someone’s wife and a plate?
They both have to stay in the kitchen.
What do food and dark humor have in common? Some people don’t get it.
What's the difference between a gynecologist and a genealogist?
One looks up the family tree, and the other looks up the family bush.
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.
A black lady goes inside the drug store on Eight Mile Road in the city of Detroit, Michigan, and asks the pharmacist, "I would like to buy a box of tampons."
And then the black lady is asked by the pharmacist, "Do you want to buy the box of mini pads, or do you want to buy the box of maxi pads?"
And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"
And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"
And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."
Q. What's the difference between fucking a coma patient and fucking a cabbage?
A. You have to cut a hole in the cabbage.
What is the difference between a flat tire bicycle and a woman?
Answer: You need to pump the tire on the bicycle before you ride it, while a woman you need to ride her and pump.
What’s the difference between cereal and a baby?
I personally think cereal is not nutritious.
What’s the difference between a man and a margarita?
A margarita hits the spot every time.