Difference jokes
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
One has a home.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn't need a rope to hang.
What’s the difference between 69 and High School?
In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole.
What's the difference between my mum and my dad?
My mum stayed.
What’s the difference between a police man and a bullet?
At least when a bullet kills someone, it’s actually fired.
What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?
I don't know. I still haven't found them.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne? Acne doesn't come on a 5-year-old's face.
What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
What's the difference between you and my dad? You come home.
What's the difference between you, your uncle, and your dad?
One didn't go in the closet.
What's the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mercedes?
I don’t have a Mercedes.
What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.
What's the difference between a rock and a woman?
The flat ones get skipped.
What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?
Both of them are just full of shit.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple has a family tree.
What's the difference between a hoe and a sidechick? The hoe want different meals, the sidechick always gone be that one crumb on the side of the plate for debate 💯.