Difference jokes
What's the difference between anal rape and a microwave?
A microwave won't brown your meat.
What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The fridge don't fart when you take your meat out.
Have you heard about the Pillsbury Dough Boy? He died of a yeast infection.
What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah"?
About 3 inches.
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What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.
Q. What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. The phrase "jump rope" means different things.
Q. What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. One has a functioning neck.
WARNING OFFENSIVE: What is the difference between a redhead and a brick? ... A brick gets laid.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.
What's the difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos? The bar code on the emo kid gets longer every day.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between an emo and grass? The grass doesn’t cut itself :D
What's the difference between a cat and a human? About 500 bullets.
What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?
Nothing, I eat both of them.
What is the difference between a rock and my girlfriend?
One is rock hard, and the other is Dwayne Johnson.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
120 pounds.
What's the difference between you and a fridge? The fridge doesn't moan when I put my meat in.
What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.