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if the UK is 6 hours ahead of us why didnt they just warn us about 9/11

i went to the pharmacy the other day. i tried to buy a pack of condoms but i pretended i didnt have enough money to mess with the cashier. i went back into the aisles of the store got a pack of rubber bands and plastic wrap bought them and walked out. i loved the look on the casheirs face when they saw my decision.

TAOST YOU DIDNT SUBMIT IT YOU FUCK

2star yelp review @xMangojuice. 8m
went camping with my uncircumcised
friend and he didnt even bring a sleeping
bag? lol hes gonna be freezing tn
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2star yelp review @xMangojuice. 7m
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i tried to fight a razor. it cut me so deep i tought i would die.. turns out he didnt kill me. i was never happy but that shit made me angry

i went to see my dentist and she warned me it was going to hurt. then she told me she was having an affair with my husband. good news though...the cleaning didnt hurt.

No one:
11 yr old relationships:
Messages
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9:50 PM
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Joey
We need to talk.
iMessage
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So i herd you went
to the park with
natalie......why
would you cheat on
me joey? I gave
you 2 chances and
i actually belived
you when you said
you loved me but i
guess not
Messages Joey
I'm sorry I was just
hangin wit her
Details
Whatever just Dont
talk to me in middle
school. I didnt even
love you
Sounds good to me
and well you were
the one that bought
my Starbucks drink
so you obviously
loved me a little bit
Screw you joey.
Ding ding ding oh
what was that oh
yeah the elevator
cause your not on
my level
I won this fight.
Were over forreal
this time

I Didnt ask:❌️

Im sorry but it doesnt seem that anyone meeded this information and there doesnt seem to be any chance anyone will need this imformation in the future: ✔️

Yo papa was so dumb he didnt know how to turn on his computer

Was threatened with legal action off my postman this morning!! I was stood havin a smoke when he asked if my dog bites, I said no. Halfway down my path the dog jumped up and bit him on his testicles!! Screaming out in pain he Said I was a lying bitch cos I told him my dog didnt bite!! Told him mine doesnt!! that wasnt my dog!!!

Me : guys I'm broke
People: just make some
money duh
my goodness, what an idea why didnt i think of that.
makeitmeme.com

my bad but you stink so bad you past by a trashcan and it yes wow! i didnt know i had family!

(First Person) :Knock Knock, Who there? (2nd Person): Lemme talk to you, when we finna slide, what we finna do, Knock Knock, who there, time to make a move, slayin all then demons and we gotta move in too. (Second Person): Knock Knock, (1st p): who there, let me talk to you, be careful where you stepin out cause you aint bullet proof, Knock Knock, who there? time to make a move, block is full of shooters, and they didnt come to hoop.