Didnt jokes
Little Johnny was playing with dick when his teacher walked in the room. She asked him what he was doing, he said Im doing my homework. The teacher saw how big his cock was and asked him to have sex with her. He willingly did so. Little johnny was already 25 so it didn't matter. The only thing was that he was homeschooled.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.
One day I told a kid what 2 x 12 was. He said he didn't know. I said let's go to my basement and figure it out. He is still in my basement trying to do the equation.
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
All-star gay mix
Somebody once told me The world is gonna rape me The dick's the hardest part of the body She looked like she's having fun With her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" in her bumhole.
Well, I started cumming And she started cumming Fed with dick, she's in love with bumming Didn't make sense not to live for bum Your dick gets hard, but your ass gets numb.
So much to fuck, so much to suck So what's wrong with eating the asshole? You'll never know if you don't try You'll never taste if you don't lick.
Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a schlong, ass frail And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg.
It's a gay place and they say it gets gayer You're licking bum now, wait 'til your a bit older But the bent boys beg to differ Judging by the hole in the homeless man's throat.
The sperm in the bath is getting pretty thin The sperms getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on cocaine, how about yours? That's the way I like it and I never get raped!
Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a willy, ass frale And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg.
Why did the squirrel swim on its back?
So it didn't get its nuts wet.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it got knocked down on its way.
I didn’t orphan never say home.
Because they didn’t have one.
Why didn't the cows eat the lemon grass?
It made sour milk.
My sister said I'm stupid and I'm a baby, and I said, "Oh, I didn't know we were talking about you."
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How did Helen Keller know she went to hell?
She didn't.
Why didn't Biden get the virus?
He sniffed everyone!
A woman buys a house, but she doesn't know what to name the house, so she stuck her head outside and heard "Hairy butt," so she named the house Hairy Butt.
The next month she had a baby, but she didn't know what to name him, so she stuck her head outside and heard "Crack," so she named the baby Crack.
After a year or two she lost him, so she called the police and said, "Help! I looked all over my hairy butt, but I couldn't find my little crack."
Why didn't the orange go to the doctor?
Because he had vitamin C.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
Why didn't the seagull fly over the bay? Because it would be a bagel.
There were 25 cows, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
(Ten, if you count in base 13!)
Everybody misses Xxxtentacion, but the bullet didn't...
Well, I didn’t get as high as I wanted to, but I’m high enough that if I fall I’d probably break something.