Didnt jokes
Why didn't Biden get the virus?
He sniffed everyone!
A woman buys a house, but she doesn't know what to name the house, so she stuck her head outside and heard "Hairy butt," so she named the house Hairy Butt.
The next month she had a baby, but she didn't know what to name him, so she stuck her head outside and heard "Crack," so she named the baby Crack.
After a year or two she lost him, so she called the police and said, "Help! I looked all over my hairy butt, but I couldn't find my little crack."
Why didn't the orange go to the doctor?
Because he had vitamin C.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
Why didn't the seagull fly over the bay? Because it would be a bagel.
There were 25 cows, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
(Ten, if you count in base 13!)
Everybody misses Xxxtentacion, but the bullet didn't...
Well, I didn’t get as high as I wanted to, but I’m high enough that if I fall I’d probably break something.
God: Why is the teenager so short?
Angel: I don't know.
God: I said, "Strong as a bear!"
Angel: No, you said, "Ass hair."
God: No, I didn't!
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause there was a crack!
I had a new "blonde parts expert" woman call for parts. I needed 2 ought wire for a job. She calls NAPA auto and asks for twat wire. The parts guy was assuming she didn't know about Planned Parenthood? .. 😂🤣
I don’t believe in reincarnation now, and I didn’t believe in it when I was a hamster.
—Shane Richie, British actor
One day a Chief was talking to his son... "Son," the father said, "Long ago the Woman didn't have anybody to take her to BINGO. So, the Creator put the Woman to sleep and cut off her butt cheeks and made her a Man. That's why today Indian Women have no butt, and the Men are called Buttheads!"
People say that they miss xxxtentacion, like the bullet didn’t.
The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.
A depressed guy walks into a utensil store and finds a knife, but he didn't stab himself... Part 2 coming out tomorrow.
Why was the short person a coward? They didn't stand up to challenges.
Why did the orphan have an iPhone X? Because it didn't have the home button.
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
You wanna hear a suicide joke? Nvm, it didn't make it.