Dick's jokes
Yo mama so poop and peepee and sucks on dick.
Kids are only virgins because their dicks are small.
Why are people that have bipolar disorder never on suicide watch?
Because they are always sucking dick.
In response to a buddy saying they joined a golf club:
"Jfc, you’ve gone softer than your old man’s dick after your mom suggests a romantic night in! I swear to God you’re so fucking bougie."
(Pause)
"Oh, I forgot to tell you, while you were gone I got a weird call for you... Some Jeff guy? Said something about a loan..."
"Jeff who?"
"Bezos."
My dick itches.
Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.
10 dicks up your mom's ass!
Fat girls give the best head because they are hungry and eat the most dick.
What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.
I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a dick in the ass.
Thing to say during sex, "grab his dick and twist it!"
A child with cancer says, "Mother, what will I be when I grow up?"
Then the mother says, "Shut up, dick, you have cancer!" Hehehe.
Kenny's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I gave him a thumb and forefinger job.
There was 1 gay guy, who kissed 4576 gay guys. Then had sex with them, creaming so hard, all of the dicks cumming on his face.
Then he stopped and had sex again x6, now he was left with...
Who likes dick? Answer me!
Dick in my mouth.
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
What's the difference between a dick and a rock?
One's hard.
What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?
Dik Cok (dick cock)
Linda and Peter are having sex. Peter goes in and out hard then fast and then begins to taste her tits. Finally, he moves down to the vagina and eats her hard. His rouge is inside her body, lolling around. He fucks her hard again and his dick slicks up her vagina. The entire time she is moaning and begging for more.
When Linda cums on his penis she begins to lick his balls hard. Peter begins moaning too saying, "Linda, you're just as amazing at fucking as your sister."