Dick's jokes

In response to a buddy saying they joined a golf club:

"Jfc, you’ve gone softer than your old man’s dick after your mom suggests a romantic night in! I swear to God you’re so fucking bougie."

(Pause)

"Oh, I forgot to tell you, while you were gone I got a weird call for you... Some Jeff guy? Said something about a loan..."

"Jeff who?"

"Bezos."

My dick itches.

Who likes dick? Answer me!

There was 1 gay guy, who kissed 4576 gay guys. Then had sex with them, creaming so hard, all of the dicks cumming on his face.

Then he stopped and had sex again x6, now he was left with...

Dick in my mouth.

What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.

What's the difference between a dick and a rock?

One's hard.

What do you call a dick that's too small to see?

Tick-tack dick.

Thing to say during sex, "grab his dick and twist it!"

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a dick in the ass.

A child with cancer says, "Mother, what will I be when I grow up?"

Then the mother says, "Shut up, dick, you have cancer!" Hehehe.

Kenny's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I gave him a thumb and forefinger job.

Fat girls give the best head because they are hungry and eat the most dick.

Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.

10 dicks up your mom's ass!

What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?

Dik Cok (dick cock)

Linda and Peter are having sex. Peter goes in and out hard then fast and then begins to taste her tits. Finally, he moves down to the vagina and eats her hard. His rouge is inside her body, lolling around. He fucks her hard again and his dick slicks up her vagina. The entire time she is moaning and begging for more.

When Linda cums on his penis she begins to lick his balls hard. Peter begins moaning too saying, "Linda, you're just as amazing at fucking as your sister."

Nick sucks dick.

Your dick is as flat as your grandma's heart rate.

I knew a girl called Melissa, but she was a tranny, and he could suck his own dick.