Dick's jokes
Does that dick match that forehead? 👀
What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.
Fancy playing rodeo sex?
"OK then," she said!
Then put your dick in her ass and say it’s not as tight as your sister’s ass and hold on for dear life... real life cow bow boy shit!
I have a girlfriend with a big dick.
My dick is red.
Your pussy's pink.
It's really tight
When you're dead.
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
My dick was in the book of world records.
But then the librarian asked me to take it out.
I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?
Shrek's dick.
Man 1: You look like Scott Cawthon.
Man 2: I'm gonna put your dick in a Coffin!
Man 3: Me first!
Life is like a dick, it just gets hard for no reason.
Isn't there a software company named after your dick?
Microsoft?
What do you call a rude math teacher with a lisp?
A mathive dick.
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
Chuck Norris' dick is so big that it has its own dick. And his dick's dick is still bigger than Bruce Lee.
My dick.
What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?
Dik Cok (dick cock)
Suck my dick!
(Ron Jeremy)
There was 1 gay guy, who kissed 4576 gay guys. Then had sex with them, creaming so hard, all of the dicks cumming on his face.
Then he stopped and had sex again x6, now he was left with...
My dick is hard, what's your name?
What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"