Di jokes

Jack and Jill went up my ass to eat a big dildo, but Jack died cause he got hit by a brown thing.

Stephen Hawking only died because he tried to install Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.

Why'd the chicken cross the road?

That doesn't matter, we need to get the best joker to go back to posting here, he was funny but now people say they are him and ruin his good name, he was the top of the charts for over a year, so screw all these chumps! Bring back THE REAL SPECIAL!!!

Also, the chicken dies in the end, ha ha, funny, whatever.

Did Jesus die virgin? Nope, he got nailed before he died.

There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off.

Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river? She had a gun. When she got out of the river, she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.

Jesus has died on the cross to take away our sins. He has all power, but he won’t abuse it. He will help us through tough times. Have you ever felt that feeling in you that something is a bad idea? That’s Jesus. He is the savior and never let anyone say different.

Our Lord will watch us. We will go to Heaven, the promised land, only as long as we believe he’s real and always here. Don’t let anyone speak less and make you disbelieve in our Lord. This is your choice: believe and go to Heaven, or don’t believe and go to Hell, an eternal death. Make a choice.

Stop making jokes about 9/11. My dad died in 9/11.

Best pilot of Southern Arabia

Allahu Akbar.

The man who invented Velcro died.

RIP.

What is the difference between Paul Walker and the Queen?

Paul Walker passed 100 before he died.

My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.

My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.

Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like, "Get down Mr. Presi-"

Why didn't the child go to school?

Because he died of a heroin overdose.

I asked the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.

I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.

My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.

I asked the emo at my school if he got jealous when his phone died.

What do you call a blind person driving a car?

Died.

I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.

Stephen Hawking died because his screw fell out.

My grandma just died from cancer.

My last words to her were “I like your cut, G.”