A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT?
I named my iPod "Titanic." It's syncing now.
Never compare an orphan to an Apple because the Apple always gets picked.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.
Son: Okay, I'll do it!
5 hours later...
Son: I'm done!
Dad: I lied.
Son: So did I!
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
Why? You ask.
Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.
What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.
What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?
The home button.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A RC-XD.
He dead, he alive, but most importantly, he got a new hard drive.
What is the one feature an orphan kid's phone doesn't have that mine does?
A home button.
What vibrates and is 6 inches?
A toothbrush.
What happens when an alien connects with your device?
The alien says on your device: ".-- . / - .-. .- ...- . .-.. / ..-. .-. --- -- / -- .- -. -.-- / -- .- -. -.-- / --. .- .-.. .- -..- -.-- ..."
My kids told me to have a good day, so I left them to their own devices and hoped for the best.
I did phone sex, but I'll never do it again because last time my penis got stuck in the charging cord.
I like my men like I like my Alexa:
By my bed and turned on.
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
Your mama so fat, the scale said, "Only one person at a time, please!"
Do you know why they call me battery saver?
I get turned on when it’s below 10%.
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.
