Sometimes i get jealous when my phone dies.
Why? You ask. Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair a RC-XD
He dead, he alive but most importantly he got a new hard drive
what is the one feature an orphan kid's phone doesn't have that mine does?A home button.
What vibrates and is 6 inches?
And toothbrush
What happens when a alien connects with your device?
The alien says on your device .-- . / - .-. .- ...- . .-.. / ..-. .-. --- -- / -- .- -. -.-- / -- .- -. -.-- / --. .- .-.. .- -..- -.-- ...
i like my men like i like my alexa by my bed and turned on
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible
What’s an orphans favourite phone? An iPhone 14 cos it doesn’t have a home button
Why can't an orphan have an Ipad?
They can't find the home button.
Why does an orphan only have a Samsung, cause it doesn't have a home button!
how many apps did he download ... well he did run out of storage
What do orphans do when the get a phone press the home button
What is a type of cancer that:
Affects you Is caused by a device Annoying People won't stop talking about it?
Easy, the answer is Fortnite.
My grandpa told me I was too dependent on devices. I told him he was a hypocrite and unplugged him from his life support.
For all the Harry Potter fans:
A VPN is occlumency for smart devices and our ISP is a legilimens.
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
My kids told me to have a good day, so I left them to their own devices and hoped for the best.
A pregnant woman enters the hospital with her concerned husband. As she goes into labor, a group of doctors asked him if he would like to try a device that transfers your spouse's pain to the father's nervous system. He agrees and the doctors turn to dial on the device to 10%. Strangely, the man felt little pain. They continued to adjust the dial until it stopped at 100%, yet the man felt nothing. Later on, the wife had delivered the baby the pair left the hospital with a healthy baby only to find the milkman laying on their stairs with a puddle of blood around his head, shaking uncontrollably.
I know this is a really bad poem but I'll do it anyway cuz I have nothing else to do.
Twas so pretty a night, with people all asleep. Everyone's dreaming of that candy apple treat, and a palace. But alas! No it's all a dream. Even eating ice cream, it's all a dream! Why can't I have this? Why can't I have that? BUT NO! It's just hitting you like a bat. YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE IT, you say to yourself. All for me, all for me, and exedra. it goes on and on. But why wish for riches? Your already rich enough? If you have a device, then take my advise, if you were poor you would have spent the money on food, like honey, not something that... OF ALL THINGS IS GOOGLE!
Like I said, it's really bad. :(
