Device

Device jokes

Computer

A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT?

Orphan

Never compare an orphan to an Apple because the Apple always gets picked.

Lie

Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.

Son: Okay, I'll do it!

5 hours later...

Son: I'm done!

Dad: I lied.

Son: So did I!

Memes

Phone

Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.

Why? You ask.

Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.

Icon

What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.

Orphan

What is the one feature an orphan kid's phone doesn't have that mine does?

A home button.

Alien

What happens when an alien connects with your device?

The alien says on your device: ".-- . / - .-. .- ...- . .-.. / ..-. .-. --- -- / -- .- -. -.-- / -- .- -. -.-- / --. .- .-.. .- -..- -.-- ..."

Kid

My kids told me to have a good day, so I left them to their own devices and hoped for the best.

Sex

I did phone sex, but I'll never do it again because last time my penis got stuck in the charging cord.

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  • Man

    I like my men like I like my Alexa:

    By my bed and turned on.

    Orphan

    What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.

    Mama

    Your mama so fat, the scale said, "Only one person at a time, please!"

    Battery

    Do you know why they call me battery saver?

    I get turned on when it’s below 10%.

    People

    If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.