Device

Device Jokes

My kids told me to have a good day, so I left them to their own devices and hoped for the best.

Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.

Son: Okay, I'll do it!

5 hours later...

Son: I'm done!

Dad: I lied.

Son: So did I!

Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.

Why? You ask.

Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.

On a winter day many play.

Some with snow, and I with ice Used as a device to slice Somehow I'm colder now.