Has anyone else ever been jealous when their laptop dies?
What’s missing from a orphans iPad
The home button
My kids told me to have a good day, so I left them to their own devices and hoped for the best.
My grandpa told me I was too dependent on devices. I told him he was a hypocrite and unplugged him from his life support.
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible
Never compare an orphan to an Apple because the Appel all ways gets pick.
why cant orphan use a phone? because they dont have a home screan
Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone. Son: Okay, I'll do it! 5 hours later... Son: I'm done! Dad: I lied. Son: So did I!
Sometimes i get jealous when my phone dies.
Why? You ask. Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.
What’s an orphans favourite phone? An iPhone 14 cos it doesn’t have a home button
Heyyy I just found out my toaster is waterproof:D
~On a winter day many play. Some with snow, and I with ice Used as a device to slice Somehow im colder now~
Why can't an orphan have an Ipad?
They can't find the home button.
i like my men like i like my alexa by my bed and turned on
When you step on the weighing scale it shows your phone number!
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for miraculous ladybug childrens show whatever the show is called but its a kids show. Skull emoji. Now they’re searching up pictures of tom holland laughing in their absolute weirdness. I like Tom Holland but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on google docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him
Women say men are trash. Yet men made the phone,laptops, computer and electrical hardware she uses to say men are trash, nevermind the electricity she uses to power those devices....
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
For all the Harry Potter fans:
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