Has anyone else ever been jealous when their laptop dies?
What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?
The home button.
Do you know why they call me battery saver?
I get turned on when it’s below 10%.
My kids told me to have a good day, so I left them to their own devices and hoped for the best.
My grandpa told me I was too dependent on devices. I told him he was a hypocrite and unplugged him from his life support.
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.
Never compare an orphan to an Apple because the Apple always gets picked.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.
Son: Okay, I'll do it!
5 hours later...
Son: I'm done!
Dad: I lied.
Son: So did I!
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
Why? You ask.
Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.
What’s an orphans favourite phone? An iPhone 14 cos it doesn’t have a home button
Hey, I just found out my toaster is waterproof! :D
On a winter day many play.
Some with snow, and I with ice Used as a device to slice Somehow I'm colder now.
Why can't an orphan have an iPad?
They can't find the home button.
I like my men like I like my Alexa:
By my bed and turned on.
When you step on the weighing scale, it shows your phone number!
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.
I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.
What do you call a phone that talks?
A reader in a leader.
