Device jokes
What has 2 or 3 hands and is always right twice a day when it is broken?
A clock.
Has anyone else ever been jealous when their laptop dies?
What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?
The home button.
Do you know why they call me battery saver?
I get turned on when it’s below 10%.
My kids told me to have a good day, so I left them to their own devices and hoped for the best.
My grandpa told me I was too dependent on devices. I told him he was a hypocrite and unplugged him from his life support.
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
Never compare an orphan to an Apple because the Apple always gets picked.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.
Son: Okay, I'll do it!
5 hours later...
Son: I'm done!
Dad: I lied.
Son: So did I!
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
Why? You ask.
Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
Your mama so fat, the scale said, "Only one person at a time, please!"
Life sucks, and so does the vacuum, and other things.
Hey, I just found out my toaster is waterproof! :D
On a winter day many play.
Some with snow, and I with ice Used as a device to slice Somehow I'm colder now.
Why can't an orphan have an iPad?
They can't find the home button.