When David lost his ID, I called him Dave. Where did Dave go during the bombing? Everywhere. Guess who came crawling back?
Osama Bin Laden is the best Angry Birds player of all time.
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the World Trade Center.
it was just a prank bro.
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?
There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
Wives are like grenades. Pull the ring, and the house is gone.
How is the business in Ukraine? It's booming.
The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.
Where did little Lucy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Why is the USA bad at Clash Royale? 'Cause they already lost two towers.
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
What makes a nuke and divorce the same?
It only takes one of each to end your life.
Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!
What has 15 arms, 9 legs, 8 heads, and 12 eyeballs?
A mosque after a missile strike.
My life is like a grenade... I pull off the ring and, BOOM, it explodes!
What were the twin towers plains?
God's playing Jenga.
I wrote a few jokes:
What does a 15-year-old boy do without two hands when his parents are not at home? Well, obviously do not jerk off
yesterday a girl from my job invited me to her home and there I had crazy sex I could not think that her mother is so hot
what will happen the morning after the destruction of humanity? Duncan MacLeod makes himself breakfast
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking then u lose your house
