Whats the difference between an air blower and Little Boy?
When the air blower blew it did not wipe out Hiroshima.
"Why do people call Americans excessive?"
"It was probably because of WWII."
"Oh you mean the war where America responded to the destruction of several ships and a harbor and the deaths of little over a thousand by completely flattening two cities and killing hundreds of thousands of people?"
What happens when a cow jumps over a wire fence?
Udder destruction.
Where did amy go after the explosion? Everywhere
The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them.
Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded?
Everywhere.
Someone told me that you can let out all your anger by writing letters about everyone you hate and then burning them... But I was just wondering... should I keep the letters?
Where did Sally go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.
Why can't Sally swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock, "Who's there?", not Sally.
Where did Sally go when the bombs dropped?
Everywhere.
Wives are like grenades. Remove the ring and boom, the house is gone!
