Destruction

Destruction jokes

You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.

Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?

Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?

One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"

Why were the Twin Towers mad?

They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.

Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!

The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.