Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
Where do suicide bombers go after death?
Everywhere.
I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.
The Twin Towers are like Angry Birds in real life.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.
Chuck Norris once killed 50 people with a grenade. Then he threw the grenade.
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
Should I burn heaven?
What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.
Nice! Angry Birds really has improved.
Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How, you ask? Ask the Twin Towers.
Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?
A: 'Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
What did the tower say to the other?
"Man, someone's on fire today!"
