Destruction jokes
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
Where did Suzie go after the bombing?
Everywhere.
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?
Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.
9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣
Jenga.
Where did Sarah go after the bombing?
Everywhere. 💀
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
POV: I threw a paper airplane between the two twins, class.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
Where do suicide bombers go after death?
Everywhere.
I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.
The Twin Towers are like Angry Birds in real life.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!