What do emo s and the twin towers have in common there were 2 but now there are none
What were the twin towers plains?
God's playing Jenga.
I wrote a few jokes:
What does a 15-year-old boy do without two hands when his parents are not at home? Well, obviously do not jerk off
yesterday a girl from my job invited me to her home and there I had crazy sex I could not think that her mother is so hot
what will happen the morning after the destruction of humanity? Duncan MacLeod makes himself breakfast
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking then u lose your house
Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into 2 skyscrapers.
I had a dream that i was destroyin the world and i blew up my house for fun I woke up and couldnt find my pillow... Nor the house
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the twin towers have in common? They both live next to the Rubble.
Q:what do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!!!!
What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?
They both erupt when triggered
A wife is like a grenade. Pull the ring and the house is gone.
Why are the twin towers and after the girls kill all boys are similar? There used to be two but now there's one...
whit did u call a school got bloign up
What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.
Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.
Remember kids, when you're angry, burn down an orphanage. Then they'll really be living the hard knock life.
Where did Johnny go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
The twin towers are like water bottles
it's all right if you knock them down as long as you pick up the mess
why were the twin towers sad
they ordered dominos and got jets
Where did Janet go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Where did Susie go after the bomb exploded? ...... Everywhere.
