Destruction jokes
What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.
When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."
Are you the Twin Towers?
Because I want to smash you.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.
"Dinosaur killing with a 2x4, no more purple dinosaur!"
The only difference between my grandma and the Twin Towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
These Afghanistan people suck at Jenga.
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
Damn, this new Angry Birds is fire!
Roses are red, your cities are gone, I am Thomas the thermonuclear bomb.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly woman?
The Twin Towers got fucked.
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
Where did Suzie go after the bombing?
Everywhere.