Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
These Afghanistan people suck at Jenga.
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
Damn, this new Angry Birds is fire!
Roses are red, your cities are gone, I am Thomas the thermonuclear bomb.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?
Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.
9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣
Where did Sarah go after the bombing?
Everywhere. 💀
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
Where do suicide bombers go after death?
Everywhere.
The Twin Towers are like Angry Birds in real life.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
