3 drunk guys entered a taxi
The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again. Then said, "We have reached your destination". The 1st guy gave him money & the 2nd guy said "Thank you". The 3rd guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he did. But then he asked "What was that for?". The 3rd guy replied, "Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us!"
An old professor’s class used, to begin with, a dirty joke. Following one particularly vulgar joke, the girls in the class decided to walk out the next time he began. When the professor learned of this planned protest, he came in the next morning and said, “Good morning, class. Did you hear about the scarcity of wh*res in Newfoundland?” With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door. “Wait, ladies,” called the professor, “The boat doesn’t leave until tomorrow!”
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
What do you do when you see a a naked dead girl?
Check your map, you're obviously going into circles
Me : “You guys wanna know a cool fact?” Friend 1 : “Yeah” Friend 2 : “Yea” Me : “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.” Friend 3 : “I love anime.” Friend 1 & 2 : “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Me : *Laughs at Friend 3*
My teacher asked us what sex is. My friend, Bobby, got up and said in a loud, clear voice, "Sex is a temptation caused by a sensation, Where a boy puts his location into a woman's destination to increase the population of the next generation. Do you understand my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?" The teacher shot him 23 times before she fainted.
Where did George go to? Washington DC.
I think our destination is under there.
Under where?
Where does a Pencil go to vacation Pencil Vania
Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side
You're a train you ran fast on these rails but you gain nothing you only gain pain
Jesus saved me from eternal fate. But I didn't want to get saved I was about to fight Satan on Final Destination before facing and kicking God's ass.
I asked my dad, "are we there yet" and he told me "don't worry son it will be a short ride"
the terrorists said over the inter com we re coming up to our destination so we cant go over it we cant go under we have to go through it
you: Captain where is this plane going? Captain: New York, 175 Greenwich Street.
Where did JFK go in his car? I am not sure of his intentional destination but he did go everywhere
Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours
What is Satan's way to go to places, a helicopter
Where do math teachers go on vacation times Square
