Destination jokes
Where does the orphan go when he's done with school? To the cemetery.
My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Me: Demon Slayer.
My teacher: Why?
The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!
You're a train; you ran fast on these rails, but you gain nothing, you only gain pain.
Where do orphans get their stuff from?
The reject shop.
Jesus saved me from eternal fate, but I didn't want to get saved. I was about to fight Satan on Final Destination before facing and kicking God's ass.
Where do orphans go when sad?
Not their parents.
I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"
A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said "Chinese food," so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Indian," so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.
The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."
You: "Captain, where is this plane going?"
Captain: "New York, 175 Greenwich Street."
Where did JFK go in his car? I am not sure of his intentional destination, but he did go everywhere.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Ashley Home Store.
Where did little Lucy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours.
My friend misspelled "Mexico" and got here.
He sucked his sister's poop hole.
Why did the chickens cross the road?
To get to KFC.
What is Satan's way to go to places? A helicopter.
Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What does the cow say when it's going on holiday? - MOOOOOYORK.