Desire jokes
Why do orphans like being criminals?
Because then someone actually wants them.
Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it.
What’s the difference between criminals and orphans?
Only one is wanted.
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
What did one iceberg say to the other iceberg as the Titanic went by?
"I'd smash that."
Why does the orphan do robberies?
Because he wants to be wanted.
What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?
You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
I wish I was at a Western bar; then I would get shot.
Do orphans love doing crime?
'Cause they want to be wanted.
I love big hot sexy men.
Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
Like if you wanna have sex.
Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.
I want to cream, rn.
Why'd I cum all over your mummy's panties? 'Cause she's hot af.
LOLOLOOLOLLOL
Roses are red, Foxes are orange, I like your butt, Let me touch it forever.
What did the orphan want for Christmas?
Parents.
Are you bleach? Because I want you inside of me.
Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
To be wanted.