Desire jokes
But she hasn't tried the position with her new boyfriend, so she invites him to a romantic dinner.
After dinner, she tells her boyfriend about her desire for it, but her boyfriend was clueless about such acts, so she tells him to strip naked on the couch and lay on top of him naked in the 69 position. She starts sucking him off and starts waiting for him to do the same, but the bf didn't know what to do, so he just lay there. Suddenly, the girl had an urge to fart but held it in because her asshole was right near his bf's face. Suddenly, she loses control and lets one out. She apologizes profusely and continues sucking him. A couple of minutes later, she feels the urge again and lets another fart rip near his face. The BF throws the girl from the couch, gets up, and says, "Bitch if you think I'll be lying here for 67 more of those, you're fucking crazy."
I wish I was rich and not poor and retarded.
How do you get your appeal for rape charges accepted? Say you were expressing your desire for a woman, which is protected under the Constitution in freedom of expression.
Why did an orphan have s**? To have someone to call daddy.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
So they could be wanted.
Three friends go to a water park and meet a genie. "You each get one wish." "When you get to the top of the slide, you shall scream your wish as you go down." The first man went down the slide and screamed "Coca Cola," and the pool was filled with Coca-Cola.
The next ugly-ass looking mf goes down the slide and screams "C-M&Ms" as if he wasn’t just about to say cum—then the pool was full of cu—I mean M&Ms. The last horny-ass bitch is so excited he says "Weee!" Then the pool is full of piss. He was upset the pool wasn’t full of dildos./j
It’s funny my sister wanted to have sex with me.
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
When I see your face, there's one thing I want to change.
The direction I'm looking.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he/she wanted to be wanted!
What do 7 year old girls want?
To be ate!
Cremation:
My last hope for a smoking hot body.
Why do orphans wanna be a criminal?
So that they can be wanted.
What do you call a porn star that always goes back for more?
Craven Morehead.
Why can’t you kidnap an orphan?
Because you can’t steal what was never wanted in the first place.
She really wanted a boner.
Sometimes I look at someone I hate and think, "I hope you get laid tonight."
By a tweaker with AIDS.
Why did the orphan commit a bank robbery?
So he could be wanted.
What is a suicidal horny person's job?
A butcher.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he wanted to be wanted.