Why did the orphan rob the bank?
So they could be wanted.
Desire Jokes
Three friends go to a water park and meet a genie. "You each get one wish." "When you get to the top of the slide, you shall scream your wish as you go down." The first man went down the slide and screamed "Coca Cola," and the pool was filled with Coca-Cola.
The next ugly-ass looking mf goes down the slide and screams "C-M&Ms" as if he wasn’t just about to say cum—then the pool was full of cu—I mean M&Ms. The last horny-ass bitch is so excited he says "Weee!" Then the pool is full of piss. He was upset the pool wasn’t full of dildos./j
It’s funny my sister wanted to have sex with me.
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
When I see your face, there's one thing I want to change.
The direction I'm looking.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he/she wanted to be wanted!
What do 7 year old girls want?
To be ate!
Cremation:
My last hope for a smoking hot body.
Why do orphans wanna be a criminal?
So that they can be wanted.
What do you call a porn star that always goes back for more?
Craven Morehead.
Why can’t you kidnap an orphan?
Because you can’t steal what was never wanted in the first place.
She really wanted a boner.
Sometimes I look at someone I hate and think, "I hope you get laid tonight."
By a tweaker with AIDS.
Why did the orphan commit a bank robbery?
So he could be wanted.
What is a suicidal horny person's job?
A butcher.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he wanted to be wanted.
I'm jealous of your heart because it's pumping in you and I'm not.
I just wish I went on a date with Ariana Grande, and then everybody knew I fucked Ariana Grande.
I still remember the third of December, me in your sweater. You said it looked better on me than it did you. Only if you knew how much I liked you. But I watch your eyes as she walks by. What a sight for sore eyes, Brighter than the blue sky. She's got you mesmerized while I die. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. Wish I were Heather. Watch as she stands with her, holding your hand. Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder. But how could I hate her, she's such an angel. But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she walks by. What a sight for sore eyes. Brighter than the blue sky. She's got you mesmerized while I die. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. I wish I were Heather. Oh, I wish I were Heather. Oh, oh, wish I were Heather. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. Wish I were-
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
