Desire

Desire jokes

How do you get your appeal for rape charges accepted? Say you were expressing your desire for a woman, which is protected under the Constitution in freedom of expression.

Three friends go to a water park and meet a genie. "You each get one wish." "When you get to the top of the slide, you shall scream your wish as you go down." The first man went down the slide and screamed "Coca Cola," and the pool was filled with Coca-Cola.

The next ugly-ass looking mf goes down the slide and screams "C-M&Ms" as if he wasn’t just about to say cum—then the pool was full of cu—I mean M&Ms. The last horny-ass bitch is so excited he says "Weee!" Then the pool is full of piss. He was upset the pool wasn’t full of dildos./j

Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.

Why can’t you kidnap an orphan?

Because you can’t steal what was never wanted in the first place.

Sometimes I look at someone I hate and think, "I hope you get laid tonight."

By a tweaker with AIDS.

I'm jealous of your heart because it's pumping in you and I'm not.

I just wish I went on a date with Ariana Grande, and then everybody knew I fucked Ariana Grande.