Depression Jokes

hows your dad what I forgot he still sleeping

Lets have toast in the bath

I'm 17 right, anyways the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago but they still haven't told the joke yet.

bro living is so expensive and im not even having fun doing it or getting my moneys worth

are you a mental hospital? cause I need to be in you

What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building? Cause they want to become super man.

When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq they asked if I could drive the car

why can't depressed people make depression jokes because they cant talk if they are dead.

A depressed kid didn't succeed at suicide and said " I'm a failure at suicide too.".

Which one fell first?............ The depressed kid or the feather look at 1st comment to see answer

1 time i went to high five some one ive been left hanging ever since

i didnt mean to call a afghanistan Hotline, i told them i was Depressed then they asked if i know how to drive a truck idk how that has anything to do with it

I hear you like funny people. In fact, my whole life's a joke!

do depressed people hate swimming. They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression but they love it cus it might make all their dreams come true

my ex friends are depressed there names are kaitlyn and ava

I might not be able to make my bed but at least I can get out of it.

(To a thief) If you like taking things, hbu take my life.

Throw a plate.. It’s broken right?.. Say “sorry” to it.. Did it fix back?.. No..that’s the Same thing you did to me:)