Why do people want to jump off buildings? Because they want to become superman.
It's funny how teachers are supposed to educate new lives but only teach certain kids how much they want to commit suicide and how many ways there are.
What do u call a group of depressed kids
Suicide squad
I saw this girl with blue hair and slapped her wrist and said “NICE CUT G”
*sans*:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone
*The doctor asking why Ive broken 19 bones in the past week*
*My abusive mum- Go on, tell him!*
well what am i gonna do now...
My depressed friend said he wanted to jump off of a bridge but he didn’t wanna commit suicide. I told him if yhu jump and yell parkour, it’ll just be a failed stunt
Maybe if I fall in love with my depression it'll leave me too-
Me: *Meets girl, starts to form crush* Me after I get enough courage to talk to her: “Are you a casket lid because I want you on top of me*
“What do you call my friend group?* *Suicide Squad*
whats the diffrence between a dog and a dad ? The dog comes back
All these jokes make me laugh to death 💀
What do you call a Sad Depressed Artist? Anything But Cows of Woe.
Yeah, im made out of DNA ✨ Depression N anxiety ✨
My Dr told me "Time heals Wounds ".. So I Stabbed him .... Now we wait.....
when your deppresed about the world :( but you remember you will soon die :)
Im worth something, I got a barcode on my arm!
Have you ever observed the depression cycle of a snail? It's pretty much a downward spiral.
Friend #1: "Whats your favourite thing about trees?" Friend #2: "Apples" Me: "I can hang myself in them."
How long does it take for a depressed person to change a light bulb? 5 days. & I’m pretty proud of myself.
It’s Christmas morning and all the decorations are done but the tree looks like it’s missing something * grabs the noose *
