Depression Jokes

Yeah, im made out of DNA ✨ Depression N anxiety ✨

*sans*:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone

Im not a failure. Suuuurrrre.

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At school, bobby boy's classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with "why are you crying". Bobby says "someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die". His mom looks him straight in the eye and says "depends, which one are you referring to?"

My friend said why do you have depression there is so much happiness in the world and I said why do you have asma there is so much air in the world

Pain. gained. Anxiety. Fulfilled. Insomnia. Deppression. Always with me. Happiness... The one thing i cant have.

I'm a gay depressed person would that make me a happy unhappy person?

me: i have depression

someone: u should get out more! go outside

me: *goes to the beach* now its a tropical depression

Me- *crying in the shower* Also me- *why is my toaster in here?*

why did the depressed kid jump off the bike it was free depressed day.

you dont need a parachute to go skydiving you only need a parachute to go skydifing twice

suicide is a murder and my body should go to jail

I went up to the depressed kid and said, I like ya cuts G

Okay not a depression joke but... what’s worse then 10 babyies in 1 bucket?

1 baby in 10 buckets

I have depression, but I don't know how to show it in feelings.

jamal- dads CAN grow on trees joseph

joseph- no they dont

jamal- yes they do. ive seen it

joseph- ...... thanks not what you thought it was

Did u know a erasor on a pencil slowly dies of your mistakes and did u know your actually supposed to live for 25 min but every time u breath resets time

Friend 1. whats your favorite drink or food Friend 2. pizza Friend 3. Donuts Friend 4. i don't eat food but i do drink bleach Friend 1. (calling the suicide hotline) Friend 2. (Calling the parents)