"I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying." -Charlie Chaplin
I'm so depressed that when I smile my Face ID doesn't recognize me
what do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed HEHEHEHE
My friend was feeling low today so I went up to her and said "You know I would hang in there if I was you, swaying through life" I don't think she likes me now
The closest thing in a depression person's life is a knife and his/her throat
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I realized that a really bad joke and my life are the exact same thing.
What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas? Tropical depressions. UPVOTE DOWNVOTE REPORT
People complain we are over- populated. Well then if we committed suicide then why do they be sad. It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad peoples?
Don’t cry when you attend my funeral, I was dead long ago so why cry now?
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when someone says to cheer up: you, I never thought of that. :) -> in reality, :( (sob)
depression is no game and here in this world we are here for each other although at times it might not seem like it. keep strong and you'll find the end of the tunnel but ending the pain and bieng gone just spreads depression.
Depressed people have beautiful smile. Ok, its not joke for normal people, but its joke for us
Sometimes my Battery life has the same recognition as me :(
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I’m like an escalator because I’m always letting people down
knock knock
whos there
crippling Depression
crippling Depression wh--
ME
. why cant depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.. . why cant orphans play baseball, Because they cant find home! . a serial killer was at my house all killed all my family but me why, i was in the living room.. . what do sloths and depressed have in common, they both hang off trees.. . what is a group of depressed kids called, the suicide squad
Why did the depressed kid cross the road....... To get hit by a car
Why do people always talk about nine eleven??? my dad died that day he was a good pilot.
