How is wet clothes and a depressed person alike? One gets hung up to dry, the other gets hung up to die.
How can you save a depressed person from a tree? you cut the rope
Knock knock Who’s there? Depression Depression who? Depression you!
Are you a train? because I want you to run over me : )
What's worse than failed attempted suicide? The pity looks people gives you and people keeps u away from 'dangerous' things
why do emos like yo-yo's? cos they get strangled by the string
Why cant dwarf be depressed?
Because they are compressed
dentist: open up sir
me:so..i hate my life my family my sisters my dog my cat and i tried to take a bath with my toaster but my dog took it that's why i hate my dog and my cat died trying to chew my rope it choked.....yea
dentist: i.. meant your mouth .. so i can clean your teeth
me: :O ohhhh my bad
dentist : do u need help??
me: yep
dentist:...
me: ....
So my dad said to me and my sister don't fight but did he mean "fist fight" or "yelling fight?"
My ex boyfriend tried to scan himself at the supermarket check out for fun.
“See how I can’t scan myself? It’s because I’m priceless”
I decided I’d scan my wrist too, just for fun.
Found out I’m worth $3.97
I had to stop using cutting jokes because they were getting too deep
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What do u call a group of depressed kids
Suicide squad
"Don't worry! Life goes on" "Yeah that's what's had me worried"
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bully: your life's a joke. me: my life's not a joke, jokes have meaning.
I want to date depression cuz at least ik they wont leave me
Q: Why was the depressed kid sad on Christmas? A: They weren't hanging like the ornaments on a tree.
Maybe if I fall in love with my depression it'll leave me too-
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five
It left him hanging
