Depression jokes
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
What do my clothes and a depressed person not have in common?
My clothes don't hang themselves...
Me- *crying in the shower*
Also me- *why is my toaster in here?*
Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.
Friend: Why?
Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.
If you're depressed and you're crying, like this joke.
Sometimes I feel ugly, then I think of my sister and feel better.
A depressed guy walks into a bar and says, "Can I get shot?"
The bartender then says, "You mean, can you get a shot, right?"
The bartender then says, "Well... what drink would you like?"
The depressed guy then responds with, "No, I really want to get shot."
Whoever took my anti-depressant pills,
I hope you're fucking happy.
I'm a gay depressed person. Would that make me a happy unhappy person?
When you look at the sun, it's like looking at me.
Are you depressed? Go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
*sans*: Why was the skeleton depressed? Because Frisk keeps resetting and it resets when he lost his phone.
F is for friends who don't talk to you.
U is for Ur alone.
N is for never having any plans at all, all you do is sit at home.
Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.
Why am I still alive?
Pills give me stomachaches, blood makes me faint, height frightens me...
What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
My friend said, "Why do you have depression? There is so much happiness in the world." And I said, "Why do you have asthma? There is so much air in the world."
I saw this one quote: "The people who smile the most are covering the most pain." I think this is true, just not with everyone. As I am really depressed and act like myself with my friends, but with my parents and family, I force a smile so they don't worry more than they do.
I did a test for my therapy session to see what level of depression I had. It came back with severe, 22/24, but I asked her to tell my mum it came back as moderate, saying I would tell her that my depression got worse. She went along with it, but I haven't told my mum and I now make things sound like I aren't as messed up as I truly am to my therapist.
The doctor told me I'm color blind...
Me: That's out of the purple!
What do gay people get for Christmas?
Discrimination.