Depression Jokes

My fucking life cya

You aren’t alone. If you ever need to chat I’m here. From one person to another. I hate this condition. I wish we didn’t struggle

How to respond if someone starts look at the photos on your phone. Step 1: jab your thumbs into their eye sockets

I ate the emo emo no mi from one piece it gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.

if things dont get better the Christmas lights wont be the only thing hanging

What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?

A DEPPression.

(If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke)

I laugh when I realized that my suicide letter is way more longer than my sibling's college essay.

SOMEONE:WHEN YOU SUFFER FROM DEPRRRESION AND SOMEONE TELLS YOU TO CHEER UP

ME:MY WHAT A GREAT IDEA WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THAT;)

You can understand depression if you are still in school and get bullied by bullies, punished by teachers and scolded by parents for being that quiet kid who says nothing.

Im not a failure. Suuuurrrre.

me: i have depression

someone: u should get out more! go outside

me: *goes to the beach* now its a tropical depression

Me- *crying in the shower* Also me- *why is my toaster in here?*

I'm a gay depressed person would that make me a happy unhappy person?

Pain. gained. Anxiety. Fulfilled. Insomnia. Deppression. Always with me. Happiness... The one thing i cant have.

My friend said why do you have depression there is so much happiness in the world and I said why do you have asma there is so much air in the world

why did the depressed kid jump off the bike it was free depressed day.

Can some hot depressed suicidal guh give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die...

you dont need a parachute to go skydiving you only need a parachute to go skydifing twice

I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again but if life is a labyrinth, I'd always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favourite...