Depression Jokes

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You'll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that... Well now I can 't cry myself to sleep anymore...


Technically suicide is murder and murder is ilegal so if I kill myself my body should go to jail

montana sad

when you frend ask why dont you smile then you look at them and then rels no one there becase you have no frinds #my life


dark humor is like a home not everyone gets it


Depression hits harder than my dad


I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated

Ur crippling depression

The ones you hate most are also the one who is by your side most.

in Death

I was watching my boyfriends dog while he took a shower. I started playing fetch with the him when the ball went over the balcony. He went to get it and fell 10 stories. When i looked down, he appeared to be dead. My boyfriend loved his dog and I didn't know what to do ,so feeling awful, I sat on the couch and waiting for him to come back. About three minutes later he got out of the shower. He ordered some food and went to the table to eat when I said ,”you know , your dogs been a little depressed lately...”


How to tell if your depressed? You came to a website called worst jokes ever . com looking for a quick smile.

I respect cancer more than I respect depression. At least cancer has the balls to kill you himself.


Doctor : what makes you feel depressed? Me: I used to work at the word trade centre, before the plane hit. Doctor: a lot of people fell to pieces after that.


Tomorrow is Christmas and I'm giving myself a present that I can't wait to open. It's my wrist. (yes this was inspired by a Fallout boy song)


What do u call a depressed person Me


It’s all fun and games until someone fails at becoming superman.

Cassidee Endicott

What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn't need a rope to hang


A leaf and a depressed kid fall from a building. Which hits the ground first?

The leaf, the rope stops the depressed kid.


what does an apple and a lawyer have in common?

they both look good hanging from a tree




Happiness is like food, not everyone gets it


I liked my life when I first got it.....later they said no because I didn’t have the receipt.