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Wait

Anonymous

Tomorrow is Christmas and I’m giving myself a present that I can’t wait to open. It’s my wrist. (yes this was inspired by a Fallout boy song)

Cry

Anonymous

I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated

Die

Anonymous

What are you good at? Dying. Dammit, I fail at that too.

Sadness

Sadly me

These ain’t jokes these just sad truths

Dad

Anonymous

Depression hits harder than my dad

Means

R0B0_2.0

“I’m sorry” and “I apologize” mean the same thing… except at a funeral. :)

Hang

Anonymous

What’s the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person?

They both hang…

Life

H i

My life is like a broken pencil, it’s pointless.

Hope

Anonymous

Someone broke into my house and took my anti-depressants… I hope they’re happy now 😐

Die

Anonymous

Random person: "Just turn the page and start over." Me: “I’m not sure if you’re telling me to be gay or uhhhh die but both are good options.”

Blue

Daniel King

What fruit always feels depressed?

A blue-berry.

Life

Depression

There is nothing funnier than my life (Evan 2020)

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Grave

Anonymous

Are you a grave, 'cause I want you on me

Personal

Anonymous

What’s a depressed person’s least favorite type of cereal???

LIFE

Personal

Anonymous

What would fall out of a tree first? A depressed person or a feather?.

Answer: The feather wouldn’t. The rope would stop the person from falling all the way.

Night

B

Me having a good day Going on a walk on a peaceful day* my depression: hey whats up! Me: go away. My depression: well how rude. Me: 🙄. My depression: remeber that one tim… Me: no, dont even. My depression: that we… Me: nope. My deprssion: says really fast:said that one stupid joke that wasnt funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilt water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like yoy do every single night. Me: 😳😶😟. My depression: 😉 dont worry I’ll always be here for you.

Kid

Anonymous

What do you call a group of depressed kids??

                                  .... Suicide squad!

Side

Ur crippling depression

The ones you hate most are also the one who is by your side most.

Personal

Anonymous

What do u call a depressed person

Me

Hope

Anonymous

To whomever stole my anti-depression pills, I hope your happy now

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