Depression Jokes

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Anonymous

Knock knock

Who's there

Insomnia

You'll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that... Well now I can 't cry myself to sleep anymore...

Hay

Technically suicide is murder and murder is ilegal so if I kill myself my body should go to jail

montana sad

when you frend ask why dont you smile then you look at them and then rels no one there becase you have no frinds #my life

Anonymous

dark humor is like a home not everyone gets it

Anonymous

Depression hits harder than my dad

Anonymous

I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated

Ur crippling depression

The ones you hate most are also the one who is by your side most.

Foreshadow011
in Death

I was watching my boyfriends dog while he took a shower. I started playing fetch with the him when the ball went over the balcony. He went to get it and fell 10 stories. When i looked down, he appeared to be dead. My boyfriend loved his dog and I didn't know what to do ,so feeling awful, I sat on the couch and waiting for him to come back. About three minutes later he got out of the shower. He ordered some food and went to the table to eat when I said ,”you know , your dogs been a little depressed lately...”

Krispy

How to tell if your depressed? You came to a website called worst jokes ever . com looking for a quick smile.

I respect cancer more than I respect depression. At least cancer has the balls to kill you himself.

Greengrass

Doctor : what makes you feel depressed? Me: I used to work at the word trade centre, before the plane hit. Doctor: a lot of people fell to pieces after that.

Anonymous

Tomorrow is Christmas and I'm giving myself a present that I can't wait to open. It's my wrist. (yes this was inspired by a Fallout boy song)

Anonymous

What do u call a depressed person Me

Anonymous

It’s all fun and games until someone fails at becoming superman.

Cassidee Endicott

What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn't need a rope to hang

ShreckPie

A leaf and a depressed kid fall from a building. Which hits the ground first?

The leaf, the rope stops the depressed kid.

Anonymous

what does an apple and a lawyer have in common?

they both look good hanging from a tree

Anonymous

you

Anonymous

Happiness is like food, not everyone gets it

Anonymous

I liked my life when I first got it.....later they said no because I didn’t have the receipt.