Depression Jokes

I liked my life when I first got it.....later they said no because I didn’t have the receipt.

Happiness is like food, not everyone gets it

A depressed boy went to high five a tree guess what the tree did? The tree left him hanging

I was watching my boyfriends dog while he took a shower. I started playing fetch with the him when the ball went over the balcony. He went to get it and fell 10 stories. When i looked down, he appeared to be dead. My boyfriend loved his dog and I didn't know what to do ,so feeling awful, I sat on the couch and waiting for him to come back. About three minutes later he got out of the shower. He ordered some food and went to the table to eat when I said ,”you know , your dogs been a little depressed lately...”

I only remember my fathers last words before he died. He said, "Are you still holding the ladder?"

My day started out great until I woke up

what does an apple and a lawyer have in common?

they both look good hanging from a tree

What do u call a depressed person

Technically suicide is murder and murder is ilegal so if I kill myself my body should go to jail

How to complement a depressed person: I like your cuts g

roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u

What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn't need a rope to hang.

Are you a knife? Because damn, I want you inside of me ;)

what did the orphan say to the crippled man.

i suffer from crippling depression

I won't reply on every jokes today because I want to say thanks (to everyone) for making funny jokes here... Every time I have a bad day (almost everyday), I always go here and read relatable jokes, its makes me happy and its making me less anxious. I am really stressed on my school works and everything, I feel that I'm being left alone. Everyone compares me to others and all I can do is listen. I don't get enough sleep because of it... Reading these jokes entertain me and making me laugh so hard. *I apologize for my grammar

Me telling depression and suicide joke in front of my friends. My friends: ........ oh wait i dont have any, so nothin to worry about here.

I respect cancer more than I respect depression. At least cancer has the balls to kill you himself.

What is the difference between me and a knife?

The knife has a point.

Friend 1:Eyyy gurl Me:Hey! (Fake smile) Friend 2:hey g-guys what 'bout we play would you rather? 6 hours later Friend 2:So (name) would u rather? 1."Hang" out with me Or 2."Jump" 1 times? Me...e-eh?...Why not both?????we could just "Jump while "Hanging" out right?