Tomorrow is Christmas and I’m giving myself a present that I can’t wait to open. It’s my wrist. (yes this was inspired by a Fallout boy song)
I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated
What are you good at? Dying. Dammit, I fail at that too.
These ain’t jokes these just sad truths
Depression hits harder than my dad
“I’m sorry” and “I apologize” mean the same thing… except at a funeral. :)
What’s the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person?
They both hang…
My life is like a broken pencil, it’s pointless.
Someone broke into my house and took my anti-depressants… I hope they’re happy now 😐
Random person: "Just turn the page and start over." Me: “I’m not sure if you’re telling me to be gay or uhhhh die but both are good options.”
What fruit always feels depressed?
There is nothing funnier than my life (Evan 2020)
Are you a grave, 'cause I want you on me
What’s a depressed person’s least favorite type of cereal???
What would fall out of a tree first? A depressed person or a feather?.
Answer: The feather wouldn’t. The rope would stop the person from falling all the way.
Me having a good day Going on a walk on a peaceful day* my depression: hey whats up! Me: go away. My depression: well how rude. Me: 🙄. My depression: remeber that one tim… Me: no, dont even. My depression: that we… Me: nope. My deprssion: says really fast:said that one stupid joke that wasnt funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilt water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like yoy do every single night. Me: 😳😶😟. My depression: 😉 dont worry I’ll always be here for you.
What do you call a group of depressed kids??
.... Suicide squad!
The ones you hate most are also the one who is by your side most.
What do u call a depressed person
To whomever stole my anti-depression pills, I hope your happy now