Depression Jokes

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Depression is like having anxiety but with more voices.

What's a depressed person's favorite drink? A depresso espresso.

It's cyanide.

A 10y.o. : I don't want to smile without having a reason to. People shouldn't think I'm happy 24/7. A 10y.o. week later: Damn... my life is shitty...

<2y. later> 12y.o. : What is de-pre-ssion? *googles it*

Now 14y.o. : Oh...

I was watching my boyfriends dog while he took a shower. I started playing fetch with the him when the ball went over the balcony. He went to get it and fell 10 stories. When i looked down, he appeared to be dead. My boyfriend loved his dog and I didn't know what to do ,so feeling awful, I sat on the couch and waiting for him to come back. About three minutes later he got out of the shower. He ordered some food and went to the table to eat when I said ,”you know , your dogs been a little depressed lately...”

Everything I fall in love with leaves me. Maybe if I fall in love with my depression, it'll leave me too.

nobody notices your pain, tears, struggles, but why notice your mistakes?

I was having issues in my personal and professional life. I hated everyone. I was on the brink of a mental breakdown and depression. I decided to see a therapist about it. The therapist suggested that I should write letters to the people I hate and then burn them. I must admit I feel much better...

But now I don't know what to do with the letters.

To the guy who stole my depression medication, I hope you're happy

My day started out great until I woke up

What do you call a group of depressed kids with guns

The suicide squad

It must be not a good suicide story if you can tell it.

The depressed kid went to high five the tree.... but the tree left them hanging...

What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn't need a rope to hang

What is the difference between me and a knife?

The knife has a point.

Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime

What do my cloths and a depressed person not have in common?

My cloths don't hang themselves...

My dad is like my depression you need a suicide letter to find him

I only remember my fathers last words before he died. He said, "Are you still holding the ladder?"

So I meet with a therapist on a weekly basis, we talk about my depression and how it's been getting worse. Recently, I've been advised about my condition, and how I've been discussing to her about being suicidal, she's been very helpful throughout it, I was even told I can pay in advance from now on, so I don't have to worry about it later.