Motivational thing jokes
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.
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What's one of the worst motivational things to say to a suicidal person?
“Hang in there!”
What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!
"Rehab's for quitters, and I don't give up."
Don't let an extra chromosome get you down!
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Sometimes I just wake up in the morning, and think, "Well, better luck next time."