Motivational thing jokes

What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.

What's one of the worst motivational things to say to a suicidal person?

“Hang in there!”

What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!

"Rehab's for quitters, and I don't give up."

Don't let an extra chromosome get you down!

Sometimes I just wake up in the morning, and think, "Well, better luck next time."