Depression jokes
Can orphans go to a family restaurant?
Why doesn't my egg want to crack?
Because I hate my egg-sistence.
When you look at the sun, it's like looking at me.
If depression is going to be my girlfriend, will she leave me?
Ur mum.
what's black and red and is a liquid?
my scars!
Society: :-)
I: :')
Society: you're doing it WRONG. It's :-) not :')
I: :'D
Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree.
The person: "Only the last thing left to hang!"
He grabs a noose.
A 10-year-old: "I don't want to smile without having a reason to. People shouldn't think I'm happy 24/7."
A 10-year-old, a week later: "Damn... my life is shitty..."
<2 years later> 12-year-old: "What is de-pre-ssion?" *googles it*
Now 14-year-old: "Oh..."
Did you fall from heaven? Or did you fall from the cliff up there?
Your momma's so depressed, she shot herself in the head hoping she'd die.
Why are we depressed? Is it because of that bully in your school, or because you have acne? How about when you listen to your sad song playlist? Maybe it's because you have no friends? Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake? T^T
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope...
There's nothing else that can beat up dog.
What's up, dog?
Just my depression!
My future is so bright, I need a flashlight to see where I'm going.
I liked my life when I first got it... Later they said no because I didn’t have the receipt.
Being sad is my only happiness.
When you realize you have depression, and depression realizes how stupid you were.
Why are you sad?
I’m depressed. I know black people could cry.
Is depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle.