Most people say I'm a clown. Yet they don't laugh at my jokes. Most people avoid me because I'm a "clown". Yet I'm not the center of the circus. But I know I'm gonna be a clown forever. Because I can't take this damn mask off, no matter how hard I try.
Weeks later: Finally I found out why I'm being called a clown...because my smiling face is fake...
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
A: Nothing! He was hung over.
1273. Depression got the best of me. I'm gonna cry in my room now.
Can orphans go to a family restaurant?
Why doesn't my egg want to crack?
Because I hate my egg-sistence.
When you look at the sun, it's like looking at me.
If depression is going to be my girlfriend, will she leave me?
Ur mum.
what's black and red and is a liquid?
my scars!
Society: :-)
I: :')
Society: you're doing it WRONG. It's :-) not :')
I: :'D
Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree.
The person: "Only the last thing left to hang!"
He grabs a noose.
A 10-year-old: "I don't want to smile without having a reason to. People shouldn't think I'm happy 24/7."
A 10-year-old, a week later: "Damn... my life is shitty..."
<2 years later> 12-year-old: "What is de-pre-ssion?" *googles it*
Now 14-year-old: "Oh..."
Did you fall from heaven? Or did you fall from the cliff up there?
Your momma's so depressed, she shot herself in the head hoping she'd die.
Why are we depressed? Is it because of that bully in your school, or because you have acne? How about when you listen to your sad song playlist? Maybe it's because you have no friends? Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake? T^T
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope...
There's nothing else that can beat up dog.
What's up, dog?
Just my depression!
My future is so bright, I need a flashlight to see where I'm going.
I liked my life when I first got it... Later they said no because I didn’t have the receipt.
Being sad is my only happiness.
