Deez jokes

"Deez nutz" are a hairline.

Mike Oxlong: What's deez, Mike?

Mike Oxsmall: I dunno. What is deez?

Mike Oxlong: DEEZ NUTS! HA, GOT 'EM!

Me: What are we doing in HPE?

Friend: Fitness.

Me: Fitting deez nuts in your mouth.

What's Pokémon #539 (Sawk)?

Sawk on deez nuts!

Have you learned SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard.

What's SoDN?

Suck on deez nuts.

BofA deez nuts!

"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."

SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...

Candice everyone: Candice?

Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!

I don't think anyone even checks these jokes.

I have to call Bovfa. What's Bovfa? Bovfa deez nuts fit in your mouth.

I went to a girl and I said, "DEEZ NUTS!"

Why did Rhydon get an orphan...

Rhydon deez nuts!

Deez

What should more fun than slapping a baby?

Deez nutz.