Deez jokes

Mike Oxlong: What's deez, Mike?

Mike Oxsmall: I dunno. What is deez?

Mike Oxlong: DEEZ NUTS! HA, GOT 'EM!

"Deez nutz" are a hairline.

BofA deez nuts!

Me: What are we doing in HPE?

Friend: Fitness.

Me: Fitting deez nuts in your mouth.

What's Pokémon #539 (Sawk)?

Sawk on deez nuts!

Have you learned SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard.

What's SoDN?

Suck on deez nuts.

SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...

Candice everyone: Candice?

Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!

"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."

I don't think anyone even checks these jokes.

I have to call Bovfa. What's Bovfa? Bovfa deez nuts fit in your mouth.

Deez

Why did Rhydon get an orphan...

Rhydon deez nuts!

I went to a girl and I said, "DEEZ NUTS!"

What should more fun than slapping a baby?

Deez nutz.