Deez jokes
Hey, do you like nuts? Try our new product, deez nuts! *slam dunk* It's a bag filled with all of your favorite nuts! We called it deez nuts! *slam dunk* We got cashues peanuts wallnuts!
And it's called deez nuts! *slam dunk* Try out deez nuts *slam dunk* now! It's a bag, filled with your favorite nuts! Deez nuts! *slam dunk*
I’m sorry deez nuts can’t fit in your mouth.
Why did the qack go duck?
I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8
Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?
Deez nuts!
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
Why did Rhydon get an orphan...
Rhydon deez nuts!
Have you seen the Justin meme?
Yeah, the ones that cracked at Fortnite?
Just-in time for deez nuts.
Bruh.
But actually, it's a parody.
Wait, actually?
Parodiesnuts (pair of deez nuts).
Imagine a dragon 🤔.
Imagine me dragging these nuts across your face.
Deez nuts, can we get much higher?
Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.
Arabic Nokia ringtone, bingchungus, wholesome 100, everyone liked that, Keanu Reeves chungus, Ugandan Knuckles, YouTube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD.
Rhydon- son.
Rhydon? - mum.
RHYDON DEEZ NUTS! - son.
Jeez, ur like ur father in bed- mum.
XD
How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?
– Sí...
See deez nuts!
Q: You have problems, I think your disease is BOOFA.
Q: What boofa?
A: Boofa deez nuts in yo mouth!
Isac, I suck deez nuts!
A: Do you eat food?
B: Yes...
A: You can sit on deez nuts then!
B: Omg I have depression now.
Me: Hey, I have candy.
Kid: Right next to me, can I have some?
Me: Some of deez nuts.
What did one nut say to the other nut?
A: "Candice deez nuts fit in my mouth."
I bought a guh on the weekend.
(what's a guh?)
GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 🥜 🔩 🌰
