Deez jokes

Knock knock.

Me, a person: Who's there?

A: Deez nuts!

SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...

Candice everyone: Candice?

Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!

What's Pokémon #539 (Sawk)?

Sawk on deez nuts!

I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. How about you gobble deez nuts?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?

I am a good role model, because you look up to me. Deez nuts!

What should more fun than slapping a baby?

Deez nutz.

"Hey, what's the Russian president's name?" "Putin?" "Yeah, Putin deez nuts in yo mouth!"

Suck on deez balls!

Me: How do cowboys say hello?

Friend: Howdy.

Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?

Joe Biden deez nuts.

Friend: You are joking.

Me: Joking on deez nuts.

Do you like CDs?

There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."

What do you call a man with farts?

DEEZ NUTS!