Deez Jokes

me.do you like cobble. my friend. no me. gobble deez nuts

Me: Do you like smash? Friend: Smash Rolls? Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS! Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)

what did one nut say to the other nut?

A:candice deez nuts fit in my mouth

This man came up to me and asked if i could sell my house to him and i said sure then five days later he said that the loan should came in the mailbox then i checked the mail box and the only thing i saw was nothing so i told the guy DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH

Knock knock Me, a person : whos there? A : Deez nuts!

friend: you are joking me: joking on deez nuts

deez nutz

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reese's reese's who re-ses with deez nuts

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How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish? – Si... See Deez Nuts!

Knock knock who’s there dragon deez nuts dragon deez nuts who? DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ALL OVER YOUR FACE

Me: Hey! Look at my drawing of deez! My babysitter: very nice! But, uh, what’s deez? Me: (¬‿¬)

Have you met bofa? Bofa deez blind kids!

How have you been recently Oh just playing some rhydon What’s rhydon Rhydon Deez nutz

Have you seen the justin meme?

Yeah, the ones that cracked at fortnite?

Just-in time for deez nuts

Bruh

But actually, it's a parody

Wait actually?

Parodiesnuts (pair of deez nuts).

What does a squirrel eat? Deez Nutz in their mouth

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