Deez jokes
"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀
Me: Can I borrow your CD?
Friend: What CD?
Me: See deez nuts in your mouth.
I went to a girl and I said, "DEEZ NUTS!"
Deez nuts, can we get much higher?
Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.
Arabic Nokia ringtone, bingchungus, wholesome 100, everyone liked that, Keanu Reeves chungus, Ugandan Knuckles, YouTube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD.
Ever heard of iLadies? I laid deez nutz on yo' face!
imagine
Mike Oxlong: What's deez, Mike?
Mike Oxsmall: I dunno. What is deez?
Mike Oxlong: DEEZ NUTS! HA, GOT 'EM!
What did one nut say to the other nut?
A: "Candice deez nuts fit in my mouth."
This man came up to me and asked if I could sell my house to him, and I said sure. Then five days later, he said that the loan should come in the mailbox. Then I checked the mailbox, and the only thing I saw was nothing, so I told the guy, "DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH!"
Me: Do you like smash?
Friend: Smash Rolls?
Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!
Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
Me: What are we doing in HPE?
Friend: Fitness.
Me: Fitting deez nuts in your mouth.
I bought a guh on the weekend.
(what's a guh?)
GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 馃 馃敥 馃尠
Me: Hey, I have candy.
Kid: Right next to me, can I have some?
Me: Some of deez nuts.
Have you met Bofa?
Bofa deez blind kids!
You know Bofa? Bofa deez nuts.
"Dees nutz, got 'em!"
Why did Rhydon get an orphan...
Rhydon deez nuts!
Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?
I don't think anyone even checks these jokes.
I鈥檓 sorry deez nuts can鈥檛 fit in your mouth.
Rhydon- son.
Rhydon? - mum.
RHYDON DEEZ NUTS! - son.
Jeez, ur like ur father in bed- mum.
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