Deez jokes
"Hey, what's the Russian president's name?" "Putin?" "Yeah, Putin deez nuts in yo mouth!"
Me: Do you like smash?
Friend: Smash Rolls?
Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!
Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
Friend: You are joking.
Me: Joking on deez nuts.
Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!
Joe Biden deez nuts.
What do you call a man with farts?
DEEZ NUTS!
"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂
Me: How do you say yes in Spanish? You: Si. Me: Si if these nuts fit in your mouth.
Me: Can I borrow your CD?
Friend: What CD?
Me: See deez nuts in your mouth.
I went to a girl and I said, "DEEZ NUTS!"
Imposter: Did you do Sawcon task?
Crewmate: What's Sawcon?
Imposter: Sawcon deez nuts!
Me: Do you like cobble?
My friend: No.
Me: Gobble deez nuts!
How have you been recently?
Oh, just playing some Rhydon.
What’s Rhydon?
Rhydon deez nutz!
What does a squirrel eat? Deez Nutz in their mouth.
This man came up to me and asked if I could sell my house to him, and I said sure. Then five days later, he said that the loan should come in the mailbox. Then I checked the mailbox, and the only thing I saw was nothing, so I told the guy, "DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH!"
Can I put deez nuts in yo cluts?
Have you ever been to the new Disney park called SawCon?
SawCon deez nutz!
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.