Deez jokes
What does a squirrel eat? Deez Nutz in their mouth.
Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?
Sensei: What is that?
Me: Saw con deez nu...
Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?
Me: What’s ligm...
Sensei: 😈
Me: no no no no
Sensei: Ligma ba...
Me: Hey! Look at my drawing of deez!
My babysitter: Very nice! But, uh, what’s deez?
Me: (¬‿¬)
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SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...
Candice everyone: Candice?
Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!
Deez nuts, can we get much higher?
Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.
Arabic Nokia ringtone, bingchungus, wholesome 100, everyone liked that, Keanu Reeves chungus, Ugandan Knuckles, YouTube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD.
"Deez nutz" are a hairline.
Mike Oxlong: What's deez, Mike?
Mike Oxsmall: I dunno. What is deez?
Mike Oxlong: DEEZ NUTS! HA, GOT 'EM!
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
Isac, I suck deez nuts!
"Dees nutz, got 'em!"
Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Me: Do you like cobble?
My friend: No.
Me: Gobble deez nuts!
Friend: You are joking.
Me: Joking on deez nuts.
Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!
Ever heard of iLadies? I laid deez nutz on yo' face!
What's Pokémon #539 (Sawk)?
Sawk on deez nuts!
Me: How do cowboys say hello?
Friend: Howdy.
Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Me: What are we doing in HPE?
Friend: Fitness.
Me: Fitting deez nuts in your mouth.
Me: What's the fifth month of the year?
Friend: May.
Me: May deez nuts fit in your mouth?