Deez jokes
Have you met Bofa?
Bofa deez blind kids!
How have you been recently?
Oh, just playing some Rhydon.
What’s Rhydon?
Rhydon deez nutz!
Hey, do you like nuts? Try our new product, deez nuts! *slam dunk* It's a bag filled with all of your favorite nuts! We called it deez nuts! *slam dunk* We got cashues peanuts wallnuts!
And it's called deez nuts! *slam dunk* Try out deez nuts *slam dunk* now! It's a bag, filled with your favorite nuts! Deez nuts! *slam dunk*
I’m sorry deez nuts can’t fit in your mouth.
Imposter: Did you do Sawcon task?
Crewmate: What's Sawcon?
Imposter: Sawcon deez nuts!
Memes
lol again
Me: Let's go to Randy's.
Friend: There's no Randy's.
Me: Ran deez nuts with a car.
I went to the super market one day and I saw a Caesar salad for 69 dollars. Next minute someone comes up to me and says, "Caesar deez nutz!"
DEEZ NUTS!
Deez nuts!
GOT EEMMMMMMMM!
Hey, can you Putin deez nuts?
Me: Hey, I have candy.
Kid: Right next to me, can I have some?
Me: Some of deez nuts.
Rhydon- son.
Rhydon? - mum.
RHYDON DEEZ NUTS! - son.
Jeez, ur like ur father in bed- mum.
XD
Deez nuts, can we get much higher?
Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.
Arabic Nokia ringtone, bingchungus, wholesome 100, everyone liked that, Keanu Reeves chungus, Ugandan Knuckles, YouTube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD.
I am a good role model, because you look up to me. Deez nuts!
Why did the qack go duck?
I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8
What do you call a man with farts?
DEEZ NUTS!
Q: You have problems, I think your disease is BOOFA.
Q: What boofa?
A: Boofa deez nuts in yo mouth!
A: Do you eat food?
B: Yes...
A: You can sit on deez nuts then!
B: Omg I have depression now.
Me: Can I borrow your CD?
Friend: What CD?
Me: See deez nuts in your mouth.
Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?
Sensei: What is that?
Me: Saw con deez nu...
Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?
Me: What’s ligm...
Sensei: 😈
Me: no no no no
Sensei: Ligma ba...