Deez jokes

You know Bofa? Bofa deez nuts.

Reese's.

Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!

"Deez nutz" are a hairline.

I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. How about you gobble deez nuts?

Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?

Sensei: What is that?

Me: Saw con deez nu...

Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?

Me: What’s ligm...

Sensei: 😈

Me: no no no no

Sensei: Ligma ba...

Me: Let's go to Randy's.

Friend: There's no Randy's.

Me: Ran deez nuts with a car.

Me: Hey! Look at my drawing of deez!

My babysitter: Very nice! But, uh, what’s deez?

Me: (¬‿¬)

DEEZ NUTS!

Ever heard of iLadies? I laid deez nutz on yo' face!

Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?

No, why?

Boy are deez nuts so big.

Deez nuts!

GOT EEMMMMMMMM!

Do you know Imagine Dragons? Imagine dragon these nuts across your face!

"DEEZ NUTS"

Have you met Bofa?

Bofa deez blind kids!

I have to call Bovfa. What's Bovfa? Bovfa deez nuts fit in your mouth.

Have you heard of Imagine Dragons (the band)? Imagine dragging these nuts across your face.

Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.

Hupun DEEZ NUTS!

Hey, can you Putin deez nuts?

Deez nutz!

Looks dragon!

Draggin' these nuts across yo face!