I’m sorry deez nuts can’t fit in your mouth.
I went to the super market one day and I saw a Caesar salad for 69 dollars. Next minute someone comes up to me and says, "Caesar deez nutz!"
Imposter: Did you do Sawcon task?
Crewmate: What's Sawcon?
Imposter: Sawcon deez nuts!
Me: Let's go to Randy's.
Friend: There's no Randy's.
Me: Ran deez nuts with a car.
DEEZ NUTS
Deez nuts!
GOT EEMMMMMMMM!
Hey can you PUTIN DEEZ NUTZ
Rhydon- son.
Rhydon? - mum.
RHYDON DEEZ NUTS! - son.
Jeez, ur like ur father in bed- mum.
XD
Me: Hey, I have candy.
Kid: Right next to me, can I have some?
Me: Some of deez nuts.
I am a good role model, because you look up to me. Deez nuts!
Why did the qack go duck?
I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8
Deez nuts, can we get much higher?
Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.
Arabic Nokia ringtone, bingchungus, wholesome 100, everyone liked that, Keanu Reeves chungus, Ugandan Knuckles, YouTube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD.
What do you call a man with farts?
DEEZ NUTS!
Q: You have problems, I think your disease is BOOFA.
Q: What boofa?
A: Boofa deez nuts in yo mouth!
A: Do you eat food?
B: Yes...
A: You can sit on deez nuts then!
B: Omg I have depression now.
me: Can I borrow your cd? friend: What cd? me: see deez nuts in yo mouth
deez nutz are a hair line
Mike Oxlong: What's deez, Mike?
Mike Oxsmall: I dunno. What is deez?
Mike Oxlong: DEEZ NUTS! HA, GOT 'EM!
Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?
Sensei: What is that?
Me: Saw con deez nu...
Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?
Me: What’s ligm...
Sensei: 😈
Me: no no no no
Sensei: Ligma ba...
Me: What are we doing in HPE?
Friend: Fitness.
Me: Fitting deez nuts in your mouth.
