Deez jokes
Hey, can you Putin deez nuts?
Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?
Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!
Me: Let's go to Randy's.
Friend: There's no Randy's.
Me: Ran deez nuts with a car.
9+10=21
Reese's.
Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!
How have you been recently?
Oh, just playing some Rhydon.
What’s Rhydon?
Rhydon deez nutz!
Me: What's the fifth month of the year?
Friend: May.
Me: May deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Have you learned SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard.
What's SoDN?
Suck on deez nuts.
Would you rather date me or a lady?
I laid deez nuts in your mouth.
BofA deez nuts!
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dragon.
Dragon deez nuts.
Dragon deez nuts who?
DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ALL OVER YOUR FACE!
I went to the super market one day and I saw a Caesar salad for 69 dollars. Next minute someone comes up to me and says, "Caesar deez nutz!"
Segma says, "32!"
Ligma Says, "And?"
Segma says, "Anding deez balls to your mouth."
Me: Do you like cobble?
My friend: No.
Me: Gobble deez nuts!
Imposter: Did you do Sawcon task?
Crewmate: What's Sawcon?
Imposter: Sawcon deez nuts!
Can I put deez nuts in yo cluts?
Deez nuts!
GOT EEMMMMMMMM!
Deez