Dear jokes

Neighbor

255 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.

Teacher

13 views · GG Miller · 2 years ago

Always Me

A young boy with a slightly annoyed expression is shown. Above and below the boy are white text boxes saying: "Dear Teacher, I talk to everyone. Moving my seat will not help."

Math Teacher

10 views · GG Miller · 3 years ago

i should say this

A Minion is holding a book, looking slightly annoyed. The text above reads: "Dear Maths Teacher, I am tired of finding your 'x', just move on buddy, she's gone.."

Toaster

3 views · TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

Oh dear Omnissiah imma act up!

The image shows a four-panel meme. The top panel shows a person holding a colorful, spherical object with a toaster design. The text says: "Here is what the classifier algorithm thinks is the pure essence of toaster. When the neural net". The subsequent panels show, from left to right and top to bottom: a picture of Adeptus Mechanicus, a robed figure looking unimpressed, an image of a regular toaster and finally a second robed figure flailing wildly.

Script

7 views · Sooploosh MacSchnibble · 1 year ago

A tweet from Joe Heenan stating he wrote a script during lockdown and received an email from someone at Netflix. The email reads, Dear Mr. Heenan, Thank you for the script, it's one of the best we have ever read. The writing is superb, it's tense, funny & non stop action. The only problem is it's the script to Die Hard. You literally sent us the script to Die Hard & changed the title to Mr. No Shoes and the Shooty Shooty Bang Bang Christmas. Never contact us again.

Autocorrect

5 views · Evil Duck Lords Of America · 1 year ago

A yellow duckling looking at the viewer. The text in the image says "Dear autocorrect. It's never duck."

Dog

1 view · BellaTrix · 2 years ago

A two-panel image of a chihuahua. On the left, the dog looks angry and is scolding "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN! NO NOTE! CAR GONE! YOU COULD'VE DIED! YOU COULD HAVE BEEN SEEN!" on the right, the dog looks cute and is saying "Hello Harry, dear!"

5 views · 𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓰𝓸𝓴𝓾 · 1 year ago

May

2 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

dear may

A distorted, brightly colored face with wide eyes and a broad smile on a black background.

Friend

5 views · Pankake · 1 year ago

Dear explain bear, why are you impolite to my fellow human friends. This is such a predicament. Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

A close-up of a young blonde girl with a wide smile, showing her teeth. She looks happy and has rosy cheeks.

Thought

2 views · Pankake · 1 year ago

Dear explain bear, so please don’t say anything rude please, but what do you think about Christianity. I do not mean to ask questions

A digital painting of a sunset with a dark red sky fading into yellow near the horizon. A large white circle is in the upper-left corner, representing the moon, and small white dots are scattered throughout the sky, representing stars. The bottom of the image is a black solid area.

OJ Simpson

24 views · Anonymous · 14 days ago

A white image with black text reads: 'Dear wife I am not Will Smith I am O.J. Simpson'. Below the text are a sunglasses face emoji and a white glove emoji.

Dear memes

Community talk

KittyCatt

7 days ago

Dear family, (comso, mal, lilz, and breee)

There is a new addition to the family. He is 15 (16 where he lives). Lilly and Bree, he's going to be your brother, Mal and Cosmo, another grandchild. He's willing to meet you guys, so jst lmk when you want to, ill prolly give him this site. His name is Miku btw. Be happy or else >:)

Another New Blach

3 months ago

Dear everyone, RB is sending a discord link around: boycott it

Bree-777

4 months ago

Who's ready to see how shitty 2026 is! Not me :D cuz 2025 was a pain in the ass, A close friend dear to me had abandoned me because of their lover, legal guardians finding out about my crave to fulfill by holding the blade

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