Dead jokes
I guess you could say Stephen Hawking is a dead meme.
Why is Sally dead? Cause she has no arms.
Funny thing is, dead women can't say no...
Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.
They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.
These jokes are nearly as dead as Steven Hawkings.
Now that Stephen Hawking is dead, the jokes will start to roll in just like he used to.
He's not dead, his batteries have run out.
He's not really dead, his update failed.
Stephen Hawking isn't really dead, he's just rebooting.
He's dead now.
Lol.
What's the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead children?
My penis.
You know every time we think of sex, an angel dies.
We ran out of dead people hundreds of years ago.
How do you make a dead baby float?
1 cup rootbeer 2 scoops dead baby.
So, I was fucking my daughter the other night, and I don't know what was funnier, the look on my wife's face, or the fact the abortion clinic let me keep her.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they are dead.
What is Beethoven doing right now?
Nothing, because he is dead.
"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing, except at a funeral.
Dead people can’t cross the street because they're dead, ha ha!
Why did the clown stop smiling?
Someone chopped his lips off.