How do you know if your wife is dead?
Sex is the same, but the dishes keep piling up.
What do you call a dead fly? -- A flew.
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? -- Because they lactose.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
How do you tell when your wife is dead?
The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up.
How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
More than three because the basement is still dark!
For sale: Dead canary.
Not going cheep.
