What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead!
How many dead babies does it take to paint my room?
It depends how many bullets you have.
I fucked a Pokemon the other day. It is dead now.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? None, you are both dead on the inside.
ur life
your mom
How many dead baby's does it take to change a light bulb?
Well It's not 8 because my basement is still dark
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't matter, he's dead.
Why couldn't the dinosaur clap? They're dead!
What do you call a person whose heart stopped?
Dead.
I once asked a sketchy man at a bar for some relationship advice. He simply replied, "They're all dead hookers once they're in the trunk."
I'm Gay.
There were three Indians that got kicked out of the tribe.
One said, "Me find food," and he came back with a decent size rabbit. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see rabbit, me shoot rabbit, and rabbit fall down dead."
The 2nd Indian, "Me find food." He came back with a good sized deer. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see deer, me shoot deer, deer fall down dead."
The third Indian said, "Me find food." He came back crawling, missing a leg and an arm, and he was all cut up. The others asked what happened. He said, "Me see train, me shoot train, train no stop!"
How do you know if your wife is dead?
Sex is the same, but the dishes keep piling up.
What do you call a dead fly? -- A flew.
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? -- Because they lactose.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
