What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Porsche?
I don't have a Porsche in the garage.
Dead Jokes
You know Sally? She's dead now.
Kenshiro is already dead.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
He was dead.
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
He was also dead.
Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
Monkey see, monkey do.
Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree?
He was stapled to the first one.
What's better than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten!
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
Why did Sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally!
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead!
How many dead babies does it take to paint my room?
It depends how many bullets you have.
I fucked a Pokemon the other day. It is dead now.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? None, you are both dead on the inside.
Your life.
your mom
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Well, it's not 8 because my basement is still dark.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't matter, he's dead.
Why couldn't the dinosaur clap? They're dead!
What do you call a person whose heart stopped?
Dead.
I once asked a sketchy man at a bar for some relationship advice. He simply replied, "They're all dead hookers once they're in the trunk."
I'm Gay.
