One time there was a squirrel who died.
It was funny because the squirrel got dead.
A man had 10 dead and bloody babies in the middle of his living room. The police suddenly knocked on his door. What is the hardest thing to hide?
- A boner.
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies. What's worse than that? The one on the bottom is alive. And what's worst than that is, the baby has to eat its way out.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
'Cause she's already dead.
Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to move.
Kenshiro is already dead.
Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!