Dead jokes
What's terrible? Three dead babies nailed to one tree.
What's worse than that? One dead baby nailed to three trees.
Woman: "Doctor, where are we going?"
Doctor: "To the morgue."
Woman: "I'm not dead yet, doctor."
Doctor: "We're not at the morgue yet, either."
What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree?
My dick while I'm doing it.
I'm not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and I'm not gonna die the same way.
What does Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
Survival Guilt.
When your husband can’t afford a punching bag, he uses his wife.
What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?
I don't jizz on an apple before eating it.
When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?
Answer: cancer.
I guess you could say Stephen Hawking is a dead meme.
Why is Sally dead? Cause she has no arms.
Funny thing is, dead women can't say no...
Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.
They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.
These jokes are nearly as dead as Steven Hawkings.
Now that Stephen Hawking is dead, the jokes will start to roll in just like he used to.
He's not dead, his batteries have run out.
He's not really dead, his update failed.
Stephen Hawking isn't really dead, he's just rebooting.
He's dead now.
Lol.