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Dead jokes

You know every time we think of sex, an angel dies.

We ran out of dead people hundreds of years ago.

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  • How do you make a dead baby float?

    1 cup rootbeer 2 scoops dead baby.

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  • So, I was fucking my daughter the other night, and I don't know what was funnier, the look on my wife's face, or the fact the abortion clinic let me keep her.

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  • Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?

    Because dead babies make the best chum! :)

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  • What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?

    100 dead babies in a trash can.

    What is worse than that?

    There's a live one at the bottom.

    What is worse than that?

    It eats its way out.

    What is worse than that?

    It comes back for seconds.

    Two cannibals are eating a clown, when one cannibal looks up and asks the other cannibal: "Does he taste funny to you?"

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  • What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?

    I don't have a Mustang Challenger in my garage.

    How long does it take for 10 dead babies to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

    A good bath is like a dead lover.

    You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold.

    One time there was a squirrel who died.

    It was funny because the squirrel got dead.

    They say masturbation is better with a dead arm. Apparently, I ruined that funeral.

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  • A man had 10 dead and bloody babies in the middle of his living room. The police suddenly knocked on his door. What is the hardest thing to hide?

    - A boner.

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