What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Porsche
I don't have a Porsche in garage
Kenshiro is already dead.
why did the monkey fall out of the tree he was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree he was also dead why did the third monkey fall out of the tree monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree he was stapled to the first one
Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!
I FUCKED A POKEMON THE OTHER DAY. IT IS DEAD NOW
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? None, you are both dead on the inside.
Why couldn't the dinosaur clap, THERE DEAD!
What do you call a person who's heart stopped... Dead
i once asked a sketchy man at a bar for some relationship advice. He simply replied, "theyre all dead hookers ince theyre in the trunk."