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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Porsche

I don't have a Porsche in garage

why did the monkey fall out of the tree he was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree he was also dead why did the third monkey fall out of the tree monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree he was stapled to the first one

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How many dead baby's does it take to change a light bulb?

Well It's not 8 because my basement is still dark