My name is Gunter.
Gunter Gunter is dead.
Gunter Gunter stuffed my cat's head. ;D
Riddle: A man killed his wife in his car with a knife, and no one could see him. He threw the body out of the car and threw the knife off a cliff. When he got home, the cops called the man and told him his wife was dead and to come to the scene of the crime. The man agreed and rushed to the scene. When he got there, the cops immediately arrested him. Why?
ANSWER: The cops never said where the scene of the crime is.
An old Indian was buried on the side of a hill. What did he say?
Nothing, he was dead.
Roses are red, My friend is choking. That stupid bitch shouldn't have eaten my muffin.
I can't believe my friends. They killed themselves without me!
What is blue and wiggling on my floor?
A baby in a bag.
Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.
I hit my friend.
He's dead now.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
His wife is dead.