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What is the difference between a human and a magic house?

To the Earth, is the human body of the human being human? Is it human? Human can be the one day today after the night is the snow time and a.

There were two guys in an asylum. One was named Kenny, and the other was Bob. The nurse went down the hall and saw Kenny acting like he was packing his bags. The nurse said, “What are you doin', Kenny?” Kenny said, “Going to Florida for the week.” The nurse said, “Alright, see ya when you get back.”

Next day, the nurse went down the hall again and saw Kenny lying down acting like he was holding a wine glass. The nurse said, “What are you doing, Kenny?” Kenny said, “I am at the beach.” The nurse said, “Oh, I forgot you're in Florida for the week, see ya when you get back.” Bob's room was across the hall. The nurse went further down the hall and saw Bob on his bed jerking off. The nurse said, “Goddamnit, Bob, what are you doing?” Bob said, “Shhh, I am fucking Kenny's wife right now, he is in Florida for the week.”

I had to get my dog. Is it a tree? Was your time and I had fun today after dinner. I had...

So, I went out to eat the other day, and the waitress came up to me and asked if I wanted a glass of water. I said, "Yes ma'am." She said, "Oh honey, you don't have to call me ma'am, I'm not that old." I said, "Okay, thanks bitch."

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    • One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"

    The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."

    The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"

    The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."

    Do this on a calculator.

    There was this girl who was (13) but she wanted to be (84) but she was (45) but the doctor said (0). He said take these tablets (2x) a day, but she took them (4x) a day, and she ended up boobless.

    "Eeee, is a time for a tree night out to a tree. 🌲 I can fly to the earth day to day day one night type and a walk in and a tree."

    Child: Goodnight Mommy. Goodnight Daddy. Goodnight Grandma. Goodbye Grandpa!

    Dad: Wait, why are you saying that?

    Child: I just felt like it.

    The next day, the Grandpa is dead.

    Dad: That's just a VERY scary coincidence.

    Child: Goodnight Mommy. Goodnight Daddy. Goodbye Grandma.

    Dad: Wait, why are you saying that?

    Child: I just felt like it.

    The next day, the Grandma is dead.

    Dad: That's just a VERY scary coincidence.

    Child: Goodnight Mommy, Goodbye Daddy!

    Dad: Oh no. If I survive until tomorrow, everything will be okay!

    Survives until tomorrow.

    Dad: Whew! That was nice! *Goes to house*

    Mom: Honey! I was so worried about you! The mailman just dropped dead on our porch!

    (If you don't get it, the mailman is the biological father)