Dark humor is like life not every one gets it
This is bullshit! Stop showing cheesy and dumb jokes! This website is for dark humer, insults and morbid! All of you who don’t talk about the following go die!
Do you want to hear a dark joke let me turn the lights off
what does a pregnant 14 year old and her foetus? theyre both thinking; oh sh@t my moms gonna kill me!
the w in africa is for water
Serial killers be like: blood is red veins are blue, next one is YOU.
why are we still fighting in darkness
mission failed soldier we will get em next time
How many wee-tahds does it take to change a lightbulb? None! They are still too busy trying to turn off the dark.
click...uh click..........,.UH!!
Confucius say, never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid: you’ll lose every time and only hurt yourself.
(mono gloid? mong a’ loid squeals)
Did you hear the one about the dog raised by retards?
All he’d do is go “Uh-f, uh-f....Ooohhhh!”
What is one good thing about pedophiles?
they drive slow in the school zone
Dark humor jokes about orphans are funny bc no parents are gonna be told
A kid goes to bed with his dad because he’s scared of the dark, turns out he just wanted to have sex
One dark stormy night when i was 8 years old I woke up in the middle of the night busting to pee, half asleep i walked down the stairs and toward the bathroom and heard a strange whirring sound that sounded like a ghost. When I opened the door i felt a strange cool breeze and the light came on automatically and the ghostly sound stopped, terrified I did what I had to and went back to bed. The next 3 nights the same thing happened and finally i decided i had to tell my mom no matter how hard to believe it sounded. The next night I woke up I went into my parents room and woke my mom up and said, "you have to come with me and see this it's really important," Half asleep she murmured, "oh what is it can't it wait until the morning?' I pleaded, "no you have to come see, our bathroom is haunted by a ghost when I go in the middle of the night I can hear a ghost sound then when i open the door I feel the cold as it swoops through me and the light comes on automatically." She yawned and said, "oh so that's who's been peeing in the refrigerator."
Why cant i talk in the dark
because im anonymous
Dark jokes are like a new day suicidal people don’t get it
Where do spiders commit crimes? The Dark Web
Kobe: stop doing dark humor!
Me:why they dont land well together ?
few jokes (sorry if they have already been used.) 1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. 2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall. 3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks. 4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans. 5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course! 6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here." 7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler. 8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights
what do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
I wasnt close to my dad when he died.
which was good, he died to a landmine.
What does food and dark humor have in common? Some people don’t get it.
