Darkness jokes
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?
The redneck virgin.
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.
Spongebob is yellow, and he can't drive. Must be Asian.
Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.
For 15 cents a day, you can feed an African child. They eat spare change, I guess.
So, a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.
Boy: "Hey mister, it's getting dark out and I'm scared!"
Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
What does a man with no arms or legs do on Halloween?
Nothing.
Why did the man walk into a bar?
Because he just broke up and he needs alcohol, you dummy!
Why can't Sally swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock, "Who's there?", not Sally.
Where did Sally go when the bombs dropped?
Everywhere.
Why did the chicken enter the cave?
Because it wanted to get to the Dark Side.
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Unnecessary.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Well, it's not 8 because my basement is still dark.
Who make hard candy for the kids?
Solve.
I once asked a sketchy man at a bar for some relationship advice. He simply replied, "They're all dead hookers once they're in the trunk."
Helen Keller fell down a well. She screamed and screamed until she was blue in the hands.
Two blondes fall down a well. One says to the other one, "Isn't it dark down here?" She replies, "I don't know. I can't see."
Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it.
What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.
After God created 24 hours of alternating darkness and light, one of the angels asked him, "What are you going to do now?" God said, "I think I'm going to call it a day."