Darkness jokes
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.
101 pedo jokes.
Why's everything x2, need to get this shit dick off before the coppers come, it's called women taking advantage, you'll shit the bitcoin, 90% percent of pedo's who don't admit they're like kids blame the police, shit your kappas, you only want my veins why don't you inject me with smack, run in with ya black armbands, I've been sized for a million pound, stop giving me strain asking questions, I know what's going to happen next, bet the judge is a women, jealous coz your drink tastes like shit?
Is it coz your shit though? How many bids have you done? Shit 1 million views, don't try bribe me, did the police give me snip? How's my barbie doll or shall I say my little pony? The police beat fuck outta me, what's all these needle marks on my arm, I can tell you want something, why's everything like one big cycle, police own the dark web.
Keep it going on lol.
Jokes are like people. Some don't like the dark ones.
20 years of sex in the dark, the wife finds out he was using a dildo. The wife gets angry and says, "Explain the dildo, prick." The husband says, "Explain the children, bitch."
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it's a piñata... BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
Where was Moses when the lights went out? - In the dark!
Fuck you people who made those jokes! (but some were funny but the starving one is messed up!)
The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.
Friend: How dark is your humor?
Me: It picks cotton.
God's racist. He separated light from dark.
Helen Keller walked into a bar.
Then a table.
Then a chair.
I stayed up all night trying to follow the sun... Then it dawned on me.
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!
A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant.
After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing diapers!”
She replies: “Oh my god! Am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?”
To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”
Dark Humor is like a child with cancer. It never gets old.
Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on, not because he is afraid of the darkness, but because the darkness is afraid of him.
I once heard my dad shout, "I'm going to be like Frozen and let it go!" Then I heard a gunshot.
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?
The redneck virgin.
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.