What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate.
Dark Jokes
Dark jokes are like food, not everybody gets it.
Rules of dark humor.
1. Everything shall be touched.
2. If it offends someone, it shall not be touched.
What’s the relationship between a pedophile and a light bulb? They're both meant for dark rooms.
What do you call three people in a dark room? A porno.
This site is darker than fingering your sister and finding your dad's wedding ring.
I hate when I lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. Where do I lose my friends from Afghanistan?
In an explosion.
Stop saying negative shit about dark humor jokes! If it bugs you that bad, then go away! That'll solve everything but world hunger and failed abortion.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Well, there are 69 in my basement, and it's still dark.
Q. How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Gotta be more than 9 'cause my basement is still dark.
What’s red and cries?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
Robin asks Batman what he is getting his parents for Christmas. Batman gets mad, slaps Robin, and runs off crying.
Now you know why Batman Beyond was born when Bruce died. cause of death: suicide
Dark Jokes R Like Puppies:
Once they come out they are trash, but once it starts to get older, that’s when it’s noticed, but when it gets too old, you either proclaim it dead or never talk about it.
(I would never do that though I love puppies)
An old man walks in a forest with a child, and the child says, "It's dark, and I'm scared." The old man says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk out alone."
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
Dark jokes are like Antarctica.
They're cold.
What does food and dark humour have in common?
Not everybody gets it.
A man takes a boy into the woods.
Boy says:
"Mister, I’m scared, and it’s dark and cold."
The Man: "How do you think I feel? I’m walking out here alone!"
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Must be more than 9, my basement is still dark!
