Dark jokes
My friend asked me how fast my humor was, and I said it jumps borders. Then he asked how dark my humor is, and I said it picks cotton.
Why are Indians dark?
Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.
How many hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.
How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.
Q: How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Not three. My damn basement is still dark...
Friend: How dark is your humor?
Me: .....it...
Friend: No
Me: *smiles* GETS BEAT BY THE MISTRESS AND GETS SCOLDED BY THE MASTER!!!
Friend: Why are you like this?
Mom: See that guy over there with no hands, tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly!
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They'll just arrest the bulb for being broke and beat the room for being dark.
My friend’s mother was never a font of sympathy, but always the one to see beyond the darkness.
Upon learning about her daughter’s cancer diagnosis she said, “Well honey, at least you’ll lose some weight!”
So, there were kids in the bus, and half of them were white, and the other half was black.
All the kids wanted to sit at the back, so the bus driver said to all the kids, "Stop fighting. From now on, everyone is now green." So, the bus driver said to all the kids, "Dark green go to the front, and light green at the back."
Dark jokes are like kids with cancer, They never get old.
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate.
Dark jokes are like food, not everybody gets it.
Rules of dark humor.
1. Everything shall be touched.
2. If it offends someone, it shall not be touched.
What’s the relationship between a pedophile and a light bulb? They're both meant for dark rooms.
What do you call three people in a dark room? A porno.
This site is darker than fingering your sister and finding your dad's wedding ring.
I hate when I lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. Where do I lose my friends from Afghanistan?
In an explosion.
Stop saying negative shit about dark humor jokes! If it bugs you that bad, then go away! That'll solve everything but world hunger and failed abortion.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.