Dark Jokes are like food, not everybody gets it.
Rules of dark humor 1.Everything shall be touched. 2. If it offends someone it shall not be touched.
What’s the relashinship between a pedofile and a light bulb, the both meant for dark rooms
What do you call 3 people in a dark room? A porno
This site is darker than fingering your sister and finding your dad's wedding ring.
I hate when I lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. Where do I lose my friends from Afghanistan?
In an explosion.
Stop saying negative shit about dark humor jokes! If it bugs you that bad, then go away! That'll solve everything but world hunger and failed abortion.
Dark humor is like kid with cancer.It never gets old.
how many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb. well there is 69 in my basement and its still dark
Q. How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb. A. Gotta be more then 9 cause my basement is still dark.
What’s red and cries?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
Robin asks Batman what he is getting his parents for Christmas. Batman gets mad, slaps Robin, and runs off crying.
Now you know why Batman Beyond was born when Bruce died. cause of death: suicide
Dark Jokes R Like Puppies:
Once they come out they are trash, but once it starts to get older, that’s when it’s noticed, but when it gets too old, you either proclaim it dead or never talk about it.
(I would never do that though I love puppies)
an old man walks in a forest with a child and the child says its dark and im scared the oldman says how do you think i feel i have to walk out alone
Dark humor is like a kid withe cancer It never gets old
Dark jokes are like Antarctica
The're cold
What does food and dark humour have in common?
Not everybody gets it.
A man takes a boy into the woods boy says Boy: Mister I’m scared and it’s dark and cold The Man: How do you think I feel I’m walking out here alone
How many dead babies does it take to change a light-bulb? must be more than 9, my basement is still dark!
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.
