Dark Humor

Dark Humor

Backyard

I was digging in my backyard and I found gold, and I went to run and tell my mom, but I realized why I was digging in the backyard.

Library

I got banned from the library for putting a book about woman's rights in the fantasy section.

Victim

Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?

They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.

Run

I was walking this hot girl home, then she noticed me, then the walk turned into a run.

Kid

How do blind kids get punished?

By moving the furniture around the house.

Dad

Wife: I’m pregnant.

Husband: Hi pregnant, I’m dad.

Wife: No, you’re not.

Wife

Tony's wife got a divorce from Tony. She said she wanted to be an independent woman.

Days later, Tony's wife had an accident. Guess who's crawling back for help. 💀

Night

Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.

Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.

And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.

Kid

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.

School

What's the cool thing about bringing a pack of gum or a shotgun to school?

When you pull one out everybody wants to be your friend. :)

Teacher

So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children.

A kid wanted to ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me. 💀

Comedian

Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?

I told him to be a stand-up comedian!

Bin Laden

What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?

Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.