the twin towers ordered a pepperoni pizza but they were pissed as all they got was plane
i have a stepladder. my real ladder left for milk and never came back.
a joke becomes a dad joke when it leaves for milk and never come back
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man an entire city disappeared
A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget and I am now traumatized to hell, the next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend. :)
-Dark_Humor
My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support
I broke up with my girlfriend, so I stole her wheelchair, and guess who came crawling back.
What did the kid say to the emo? Don't leave me hanging
I spat on a blind kid and told him it was raining
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels."
What do you call a bunch of depressed kids with AK47s? Suicide squad.😂😂😂
Dentist: “This will hurt a little.” Patient: “OK.” Dentist: “I’m having an affair with your wife.”
My poem , roses are red violets are blue I will die very soon🔪
My Mom said: I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied. Well i said: Have you seen her?
What did the grandma say at the hospital when you pulled the tube?...................
Me: hey do you want to see my grandma. Friend: yeah sure Me: *pulls out gun*
My Grandpa said, “Your generation relies too much on technology!” I replied, “We'll see about that." Then I unplugged his life support.
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
All zodiac signs have a signature hairstyle except for cancer. :)
-Dark_Humor
