To many people Not enough VooDoo dolls
Me: I found a group of furries in the woods
voice in back: Well it looks like we're going huntin'
Why do Orphans go to the ancient pyramids for vacation?
In hope to find a mummy.
Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human
When my son was little, he loved to draw. Although he would always rip up the paper whenever there was one little slip up. Too bad he became a tattoo artist.....
Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights Girl: No how Guy: All you need is a blank paper and that's it
I asked my kid to give me a hand that motherfucker cried while charging his mechanical arm
me : hey you want to hear a dark joke brother: sure me : turn off light
Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection
Q: What do you get when you cross viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud (Just a joke)
Q: How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
A: Either way they'll kill your dog
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time wrong tai ming
Alright, what do you call a blank piece of paper ?
Women's rights
What was juice wrld's favourite store ?
Forever 21 .
The other day, my girlfriend asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick.
She still isn't talking to me.
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust
walk in to a gun store everything was half off I didn't know back to school shopping started
me: ok so let's get this straight.... cop: I'm not straight ok, now get in the car me: but I didn't do anything? cop: no me: so why are you arresting me then? cop: imma tell you a story me: oh no....... cop: I know, now come on. me: ok where? cop: my room. me: which room? cop: my bedroom me:😱im a girl cop:so am I, now get in me: but I'm 9 cop: I'm 59
me, calls the police* me: hey imma commit suicide! cop on the phone: please wait till we get there me: why, so you can then stop me? cop on the phone: no, we just want a murder, not a suicidal report on your paper...and we are all bord! me: ok, my house number is ********************* ok! cop on the phone: awesome! just a sec. whispers*** guys I finally found someone who wants to get killed!
You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.
