Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.
Boss: Have a good day Me: *goes home*
To many people Not enough VooDoo dolls
Me: I found a group of furries in the woods.
Voice in back: Well, it looks like we're going huntin'.
Why do orphans go to the ancient pyramids for vacation?
In hope to find a mummy.
Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human
When my son was little, he loved to draw. Although he would always rip up the paper whenever there was one little slip up. Too bad he became a tattoo artist.....
Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper, and that's it.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Suicide.
Suicide who?
Suicide you.
I asked my kid to give me a hand. That motherfucker cried while charging his mechanical arm.
me : hey you want to hear a dark joke brother: sure me : turn off light
Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)
Q: How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
A: Either way they'll kill your dog.
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong тайминг.
Alright, what do you call a blank piece of paper ?
Women's rights
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
The other day, my girlfriend asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick.
She still isn't talking to me.
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
