Q: How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Not three. My damn basement is still dark...
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind yo f...ing buisnes like damn
You're so damn fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.
Question: What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Answer: Damn
What do you say when your friend has an ankle sprain?
"Damn bro, you got an ankle spring!"
A man from Brooklyn is arguing with an englishman. He says things like,
"It's a elevator, not'a lift!"
and
"It's bathroom! Not 'washroom'!"
He keeps going on until the englishman says,
"Hey wankar, it's a school, not a god damned shootin range."
What's the difference between my phone and my sister?
I actually give a damn if my phone dies.
Hey, fatboy, why are you so damn fat?
Because every time I f*** your mom, she gives me a cookie.
I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it.
He was the best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.
So I made a simple cancer joke on roblox with my friend an then both hers dumb ass friends we're like, OMG WHY WOULD U SAY DAT? YOUR HORRIBLE!! THAT PISSED ME OFF like damn woman it's not like I said, IF PEOPLE IN YOUR FAMILY DIED FROM CANCER THAT MEANS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ARE ALL DUMB ASSES. If anything they are actually dumb asses but hey. Also they can't talk. They don't know that I'm abused everyday at home and pressured to get good grades or else I'd get my head bashed against a wall till there is blood. So if they are reading this, SUCK MY ASS BITCH
Damn, DIN just went over me and I'm trying to figure out what it is. A camel's dick.
What did the boy say to the girl? "Damn! You pissy, stank!"
The sad thing is when they ride the scooters in Wal-Mart... Really, you declining to walk is what got your fat ass in that scooter to begin with... And damned if they aren't buying diet soda... Please... cull this shit... We don't need them in society... KFC is not a disease.
This is mean af. Y'all need to stop this. Like, what the f *ck? What would happen if you all grew up and you were like this? Like, damn.
Fell Sans: Welp, you're BONED!
Fell Papyrus: DAMN YOU SANS!!!
Little Johnny went to the doctor to get an infection checked on his penis. As the doctor examined it, he asked, "Lil Johnny how did you get an infection on your penis?" Johnny replied, "Well, the damn neighbor Sally's braces are too sharp."
Damn girl, are you a smoke detector? Because you're super annoying and won't shut up.
