Newest Damage Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence

Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."

The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate,’ not 'fascinating'.”

Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.”

The teacher said, “Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’.”

Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “fascinate,” so she called on him.

Johnny said, “My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight!”

The teacher sat down and cried.

How is a marriage like a hurricane?

In the beginning there’s a lot of sucking and blowing but at the end you lose your house

Its not CUUL to
JUUL
In SCHUUL!
Default skin Jonesy says "Taking a hit in the
restroom will deal 200 damage to your lungs".
Do you want the victory royale? Don't vape
simple!
000
VICTORY
ROYALE
MUSIC BAND
HOW DO YOU DO, FELLOW KIDS?

When you max out the damage output
on the weakest weapon
made with mematic

Emotional damage

when you realize even
the end of world is
made in China
BCCL

I guess it’s a big deal

Aw hell no! Nintendo
nerfed Marios damage
on goombas!
SURPRE

Today I got a lecture from my mother, and congratulated her. Why? Because she managed not to damage me in a physical fashion.

My (at the time) boyfriend told our chemistry teacher that blood is corrosive to steel.

Anyways, my sharpener isn’t working because the blade has been too badly damaged from something else...

lol

Steven He
STAGE 2
Beijing Corn
200
Use Beijing Corn to sent corn flying in the air and
creating corn waves.
Emotional Damage
Using Emotional Damage to be stupid.
weakness
200 HP
resistance
-fake card -
retreat cost
200

the rick roll lol

Rick Astley
BASIC
4444 Rick Roll;D
Does severe damage to your pokemon's ear!!!
weakness
4444 Never Gonna' Give You Up
Your pokemon wants to break up with him but he will
never give it up!!!
Stupid 80's artist!!!
x2
resistance
200 HP4
40
-fake card.
Mus. Lule Femer
200
retreat cost

lol the best pokemon card ever

MEGA
Epic Bolingo Orl
Mega Evolution rada
Maga Iv
Does 10000000 damage
to your opponent by
using spanish vanish attack.
Babhie 10000
Unstoppable
Pik

Study tip: laminate your notes so they don't get damaged by the tears

Pokémon

BOWLV80
BASIC
Hypnossis
90
it has a 1-100 chance to hypno a pokemon and it has a 1
present of comfusion to pokemon
Kick
10x
its a weak move but if you flip a coin it does 9000 damage
inanimate insanity memes
weakness
+20
resistance
150 HP
Mus. object
-40
fake card
retreat cost

What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?

I once told an orphan to go big or go home, he replied I can't get home it got bombed

DOGE POKÉMON CARD!!!

i will never
Doge LV 10000000000000 200 HP
BASIC
SUCH POKIMANS
MUCH ATAK, WOW.
Such Takedown
150
Much strength, very force. Wow Does 150+ 200 damage
for each Doge.
Much triple kick
80
Such kick, very three Wow Does 80x number of letters in
Doge.
Much Commenta, Very Read, Such Inform, Very Leam, Wow
+10
40
PRORY BURAS
lose again

A missile hit a hospital earlier this morning fortunately no one was injured - but 100 were killed.

me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls of of a cliff uses water bucket trick ) dies

What's blue and bad for your teeth?

A green brick that's painted blue after the original paint dries (it takes a little while to dry) but after it dries you can paint it and then it will be green. If the brick is green it is called a green brick as it is green (not blue anymore) and it hurts your teeth because brick is a hard material that can damage the bones in your mouth (also known as your teeth)