As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car. So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."
A man walks into a rooftop bar and takes a seat next to another guy. “What are you drinking?” he asks the guy.
“Super Power Beer,” he says.
“Oh, yeah? I doubt it?”
Then he shows him: He swigs some beer, dives off the roof, and lands with no damage what so ever. He walks back into the bar.
“Amazing!” the man says. “Let me have some!” The man grabs the beer. He drinks it, jumps off the roof —and falls 15 stories to the ground. Splat. The barman says. “You know, you’re a real idiot when you’re drunk, Superman.”
Yesterday we lost a quarter of our roof in the storm, oof
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my jacket tore a little bit. it's a ripper.
A couple is sitting down, holding hands, and having a picnic after their wedding when the husband's friend walks over and says,
"Jenny and Jonathan sittin in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, the comes abrupt, tragic miscarriage! Then comes blame. Then comes despair, two hearts damaged, beyond repair. Johnathan leaves Jenny, and writes on the tree: D-I-V-O-R-C-E."
What do you take care of after a car crash?
The witnesses.
What happens when a cow jumps over a wire fence?
Udder destruction.
A rich man paid for a trip to space, but he couldn't go because the rocket was damaged, he recieved a refund and an apollogy
Did you fall from heaven? Because you really did a damage on your face.
What do you call a sociopath who damages a box of Wheaties? A cereal criminal!
A Lew runs into a wall what does he break? His Nose
A Mexican runs into a wall what does he break? His lawn Mower
Why did sally fall of the swing-someone chucked a brick at her. Why did sally through a clock out the window-she had brain damage from the brick.
