If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it. Works they be kicking or hitting you?
there's two types of emo people
1. people that cut side to side
2. and people that cut up and down
the most efficient is up and down
Why do emos cut themselves?
To play noughts and crosses
I like my women like how like my cocaine, smuggled and cut clean
Me: Hey dad, I'm in debt, my dick got cut off, I have depression, and I am suicidal...
Dad: Hi in debt, my dick got cut off, I have depression, and I am suicidal! I'm dad!
What did the Emo say to the surgeon ? "cut me please"
Whats the best part about having emo grass?
It cuts itself!!
Q: How many dogs does it take to shingle a roof? A: It depends on how you cut em'
What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest? One cuts them off and one sucks them off.
3 blonde girls are on an isalnd and they are much to far away from land to swim, they find a genie on the island who offers them each 1 wish the first girl says "I wish I was smart enough to get off this island" so the genie makes her a redheaded girl, she cuts down a tree, makes it into a boat, and proceeds to row off the island. The next girl says "I wish I was even smarter then her so I don't have to do so much manual labor" so she turns into a brunet and makes a sail boat and lets the wind take her off the island. The finale girl says "I wish I was smarter then both of them!" So she turns into a man and takes the bridge.
When im cutting my grass want ti know what it reminds me of . My arms &legs.
I’ve been told I’ve got a perfect cock. She sure was hard on me when I cut it off, though.
knock knock
who's there?
A murderer.
A murderer w-
is cut off by being murdered
I'm starting to wish my grass was emo. Why? So it would cut itself.
what was the Roman Empire cut in half by?
a pair of Ceasars.
I can’t hang out with a emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply
How does the moon cut his hair........Eclipse it!!!!!
Cats are like onions, when I cut them I crie.
How did Steven Hawkings die? He had a power cut x
What was the chip doing at the hairdressers? It was getting a crinkle cut
