Why did the Polish urologist cut his cock off with a knife?
To take care of his erectile dysfunction.
Did u here about the emo kid who audition for the school play?
He made the cut
Butcher knifes are great tools for cutting many things! Fruit, vegetables, my arms
How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd? It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.
Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning and his dad was making alot of mistakes. Suddenly his dad screams " bitches and asses!" Johnny asks what it meant and his dad replied " aunts and uncles" Oh. next thing he hears is “dicks and pussies!” Johnny asks " what’s that mean?" To which his dad replied " uh coats and hats." Oh next thing he know he sees his dad jumping around the the bathroom yelling " fucking, fuck,fuck,Fuck" " what does that mean dad?" And his dad yells " cut Johnny, it means cut!!!" Oh. Next week is Thanksgiving and the doorbell rings and Johnny answers it and says " Hey bitches and asses, hang your dicks and pussies here, dad’s in the kitchen fucking the turkey.
Imagine someone leaving a cut-out of Jeff Bezos on your car after you found out your blind bf cheated on you, and the McDonald's employee says over the speaker, "Weren't expecting him to see other hoes were you?"
what is an emos favrut game to delete cut the rope
What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? Are you all right?!?!
Why do an emos parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut them selves
Mommy mommy! Are we Drug dealers? Shut up and cut the coke.
emo people are like other emo people, they're emo, laugh now or I cut your eyes out. Tee heee
Emoś are so predictable sleep, eat, cut, repeat
why are emos like paper
they cut easily
A guy goes ice fishing for the very first time. All of a sudden, he hears a voice. “There are no fish under the ice!” He ignores it and moves to another area, cuts a hole, and tosses his line in. Again, he hears the booming voice: “There are no fish under the ice!” He nervously looks up and asks, “Lord? Is that you?” “No, this is the rink manager!”
NIE CUT G
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos but he didn't make the cut
why dont you take emo skydiving they cut the rope
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck. I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
i went to an emo kid who just got a hair cut and instead of saying, like your cut g" and i slapped his arm and said i like your cuts g
I named my grass emo and it cut itself
