Culture jokes
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
What do Africans eat for breakfast?
E-bola Cornflakes.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? A combo meal.
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
Lol at this one fellas!
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
I'm emo, by the way.
What thing can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.
A couple enters a Chinese restaurant and takes their seats.
The waiter asks, "想吃什么 (Xiang Chi Shen Ma)?"
The wife responds, "吃鸡巴 (Chi Ji Ba)!"
Did you hear about the dead Italian chef?
He pasta way!
What's a Fortnite player's favorite era? The 90s!
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.