What did Mrs. Hotdog join after Mr. Hotdog joined LGBBQ+? The LGBBQ++ premium.
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.
What say the child to the man? Shalom.
Man come later give the child: "Here, what you asked for!"
Child: "No, sir! I say Shabbat Shalom. I not ask for salmon!"
Man: "It may be the coin in me ear, hard to hear."
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra bars and dough!
Ali from Kazakhstan, he got small forehead, all his friends laugh. They say, "Ali, your forehead so tiny, you need magnifying glass to see!" But Ali, he not care, he proud of his unique look. When he wear hat, it look like top of mountain, so funny, everyone laugh with him. Ali know small forehead no problem, it make him special, like rare gem!
A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping dimes.
I am so disappointed in this race.
Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?
Reality.
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?
About 3 years.
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?
They both enjoy digging up the past.
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
How do you break up a fight between two gay men?
Say, "Can you get straight to the point?"
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS.
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?
A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
