Why can’t Indian women drive?
They’re too used to riding their camels.
What do you call an Asian Chihuahua?
A Konichiuahua.
*School shooting : Happens* Foreign Exchange Student: *Starts sobbing under desk* American Student: "First time?"
An Indian guy and an American guy in a wheelchair met in a bar for drinks.
The American guy got drunk and fell on the sidewalk.
The Indian guy got drunk and walked away.
I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead, I scratched it off and won a fucking ford focus!
Every culture has weird food.
Australians eat vegemite. The British eat haggis. The French eat snails. The Chinese eat dogs. The Americans eat their young siblings' private parts.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an Aussie bloke in Bali?
Both are expert drunks, but the Aussie is 100 times better kept. Johnny Depp, in contrast, looks like a demented leader of a violent drug cartel.
Why doesn't the Chinese have a cricket team ?
It's cuz they always eat the bat .
In a deep village in Germany old man asked his granddaughter "what are you doing?". His granddaughter replies "removing polish with chemicals". Grandpa said when I was younI did the same.
Q: What's the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A: Stoners have papers.
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What do you call an Asian k9? E10
asian conversation: Person 1: Ni how's it going? Person 2: konnichi what's up? Person 1: ive bing chilin
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
Isn't it ridiculas to hear INBRED WHITE TRASH RACISTS talking $#iT about OTHER "Cultures"?
So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?
Me : “You guys wanna know a cool fact?” Friend 1 : “Yeah” Friend 2 : “Yea” Me : “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.” Friend 3 : “I love anime.” Friend 1 & 2 : “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Me : *Laughs at Friend 3*
How do you start a rave in Africa? Stick a pizza onto the ceiling.
Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was, like, with one, and she kept on saying, "I'm too young."
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile
