What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh?
Well why are there no Momtarts?
Because of the PASTRYarchy!
An Aboriginal Australian told me that I was on his farmland.
So I told him he was on my cock.
(I'm Australian btw, respect to my American bros🇺🇸)
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop higher bars!
I love all races, even the bad ones.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
Shia Mehdi unlived by beard guy looooool 🤨
There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.
First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"
Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"
And throws the White man off of the building.
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
What did Mrs. Hotdog join after Mr. Hotdog joined LGBBQ+? The LGBBQ++ premium.
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.
What say the child to the man? Shalom.
Man come later give the child: "Here, what you asked for!"
Child: "No, sir! I say Shabbat Shalom. I not ask for salmon!"
Man: "It may be the coin in me ear, hard to hear."
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra bars and dough!
Ali from Kazakhstan, he got small forehead, all his friends laugh. They say, "Ali, your forehead so tiny, you need magnifying glass to see!" But Ali, he not care, he proud of his unique look. When he wear hat, it look like top of mountain, so funny, everyone laugh with him. Ali know small forehead no problem, it make him special, like rare gem!
A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping dimes.
