Culture jokes
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?
He [is a] goy.
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
You know Mark once said, "Go away, Freddy, or I'll suck your dick!"
What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?
A green bean.
How do you know you’re at a gay church?
Half the congregation is kneeling.
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.
Guys, what should I be for Halloween (aka tomorrow)?
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
What do you call a white guy who can actually dance? Jewish.
How does a rapper pay for his groceries?
With a SICK FLOW of cash!
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
What’s a rapper’s favorite MUSICAL NOTE?
G major.