Culture jokes
What's a rapper's favorite candy?
Mike and Ikes.
What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?
FREESTYLE FRIDAY!
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.
You know you are from China when you use rice instead of glue.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to drop some TIMELY RHYMES!
Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?
To jot down his RAP-SODIES.
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.
How does a rapper stay cool?
He drops some ICE in his rhymes.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some STREET KNOWLEDGE on the other side.
I tried to get into an emo bar, but I didn't make the cut.
Emos,
They're always a cut above the rest.
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his STACKS of CASH!
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
To dig deep with his lyrics.