Culture jokes
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn how to drop some KNOWLEDGE on his tracks.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For some sick DRIZZLE on his tracks.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...
Why do Jews have big noses?
Because air is free...
What's a rapper's favorite type of footwear?
Mic drops.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ice chains.
Nasruddin Hodja was tilling his patch of land when a hunter came riding up.
“Hey, you!" said the man. “Did you see a boar run past?"
“Yes," replied Hodja.
“Which way did it go?" demanded the man.
Hodja pointed in the direction in which the boar had gone.
The man rode away without a word of thanks, but he was back within minutes.
“No sign of it!" he said. “Are you sure it went that way?"
“I am certain," replied Hodja. “It went that way. Two years ago."
What's so special about Palestinian sex dolls?
They blow themselves up.
What's the difference between yo mama and German men?
The balls... German men don't have them.
We shouldn't call gay guys "fucking cunts" because they aren't fucking cunts, they're fucking assholes.
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
What's a rapper's favorite candy?
Mike and Ikes.
What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?
FREESTYLE FRIDAY!
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.
You know you are from China when you use rice instead of glue.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to drop some TIMELY RHYMES!
Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?
To jot down his RAP-SODIES.
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.