New Crys Jokes - Page 6 - Worst Jokes Ever

I was crying at school because my grandpa died. My friends asked what his last words were. I told them his last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"

I started crying when Dad started cutting onions.

Onions was a good dog.

Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.

A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.

Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!

Your hairline is so messed up, it made Jeffrey Dahmer cry.

I bully orphans. What are they gonna do? Cry to their parents?

Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.

What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage.

I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.

There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.

I saw a girl crying. I told her, "Where are your parents?" She cried more after that. I got kicked out of the orphanage.

I asked the little German girl to rate our sex between 1-10. She kept crying and shouting "9!"

That's the best I've done so far.

Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝

“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”

What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?

Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.

How do you make an eight-year-old girl cry twice?

Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear after you’ve raped her.

I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.