Crys jokes
I was crying at school because my grandpa died. My friends asked what his last words were. I told them his last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
I started crying when Dad started cutting onions.
Onions was a good dog.
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
Your hairline is so messed up, it made Jeffrey Dahmer cry.
I bully orphans. What are they gonna do? Cry to their parents?
Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.
What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.
There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.
I saw a girl crying. I told her, "Where are your parents?" She cried more after that. I got kicked out of the orphanage.
I asked the little German girl to rate our sex between 1-10. She kept crying and shouting "9!"
That's the best I've done so far.
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝
“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
How do you make an eight-year-old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear after you’ve raped her.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
The orphan also had to cry because the cartels called him "homie."
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were, and he started crying more.
Anyway, working at an orphanage is fun.